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Bro Tip #1104

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by trueroxfan, Jun 7, 2012.

  1. trueroxfan

    trueroxfan Member

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    Stumbled upon www.brotips.com this morning, and I must say...


    these are all really great. Funny and insightful. Some of my favorites are:

    Bro Tip #28: Be careful what you wish for, bro. Remember, Simba "just couldn't wait to be king, then his dad got f'in DEALT with.

    Bro Tip #1618: Don't let anyone tell you you're too young to accomplish something, a baby shark is still a f'in shark.

    Brop Tip# 1436: While making out, gradually pushing her face towards your lap does not increase your chances of getting head.

    Brop Tip# 1104: You want an allstate girl that'll make sure you're in good hands, not a geico girl that's so easy a caveman could do her.

    Bro Tip #1452: Never F with people who handle your food.

    Bro Tip #273: Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, holy F your in space.

    Bro Tip#1660: Don't stick your dick in crazy. (bahaha so true)

    Those are just a few...check it out, they are great for passing time and getting a good laugh in. Some of them are actually kind of inspiring. Also, it's BRO tips, not BRAH tips Paul.


    What's your favorite? Or...create your own! Happy Thursday!
     
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  2. Prince

    Prince Member

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    great website, thanks!
     
  3. Mr. Boombastik

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    interesting....
     
  4. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    Bro Tip #6969: Wash your dick in their sink.
     
  5. Convictedstupid

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    And not one laugh was had that day.
     
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  6. trueroxfan

    trueroxfan Member

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    You have a really lame sense of humor, but to each his own.
     
  7. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    Note the intense overreaction; that's the roids' talking. (If you can name that film, you're probably awesome -- or you're just really good at useless movie quotes.)
     
  8. Convictedstupid

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    I like to call it an 'intelligent' sense of humor, but lolidk.
     
  9. trueroxfan

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    50 First dates.


    I cheated...
     
  10. trueroxfan

    trueroxfan Member

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    I find it funny that you have an "intelligent" sense of humor, and your moniker is "convictedSTUPID." Why must there always be that one guy who can't just laugh at silly things. Why do you have to put yourself on pedestal? Trolls aren't funny, and they aren't intelligent either. I sincerely hope you were just joshing and actually do like to laugh at silly things once in a while. Otherwise you are a very sad person that will never be happy.

    Now THAT is an overreaction.
     
  11. fchowd0311

    fchowd0311 Contributing Member

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    k witty one... let us hear your witty jokes.
     
  12. conquistador#11

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    a false book. for true broisms there is only one bible, the brocode!
     
  13. trueroxfan

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    Is that the book from HIMYM? I told the Simba one to a girl this morning and she asked if it was the same book they show clips from at the end of each episode.
     
  14. thadeus

    thadeus Contributing Member

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    Does anyone else find it strange that TV shows, commercials, and many popular websites now seem to have a distinct focus on defining what a "man" should be/is supposed to do?

    I've, personally, never needed much advice on the subject.
     
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    sew Member

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    :rolleyes:
     
  16. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    Haha, I like the fixed quote. :p
     
  17. juicystream

    juicystream Contributing Member

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    That one was too easy.
     
  18. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Well, you've certainly never taken any.
     
  19. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    Wasn't really intended to be difficult, I just wanted to be clear that it was a movie quote instead of me actually implying he did steroids. That'd be ridiculous, and not very funny. Well, kind of funny. :)
     
  20. TdashDUB

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    It'd be funny in a HeyPartner sort of way
     

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