[Akron Beacon Journal] Iman Shumpert DUI / possession of mar1juana

nooo Shump

 

Damn...the cavs already lost TT to the Khloe.


The destruction has begun.

 

Only Lebron's greatness could elevate r****ds like Smith and Shump to anything worthwhile.

 

This is all part of the curse, I feel bad for Lebron

 

So true.... I bet Lebron never took a puff of smoke down to his lungs. The man is a pure monk. But then again imagine if he has a bunch of little rabbits hidden in a cellar in which he unleashes his sexual desires upon. That would explain where all that mutant force escapes. I'm jk.

 

August 10th????

Why does it come out now?

 

its 2016 let the man smoke! thats what its there for!

 

F'ckin stupid rules. The players should have a strike. These are basketball players in their free time in the summer.

Even during the season, mj can reduce their reliance on the damaging meds they take to deal with the pain of dozens of flights and at least 82 NBA games and injuries. God knows how much less alcohol would be consumed by the players if they had another option.

What a joke.

 

You don't hear too many DUIs for mar1juana...that's for sure. Likely will get dropped, but league will ding him for possession.

 

When you're a guy that kids look up to, you can't break the law. There is a responsibility these guys have. They don't have to play in the NBA if they don't agree with their rules re: suspension.

 

Who could've thought

 

Interestingly, this possession could have been totally legal here in Ohio as of last year had the ballot initiative to that effect passed. Its creators made the mistake of overcomplicating it and the campaign against it was able to campaign against monopolies instead of weed.

Just a random sidenote. There's an alternate universe out there where Shump is free to toke away.