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2 free tickets to tonight's game for humor re NBA refs

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SeeingRocketRed, Mar 6, 2015.

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  1. cdrive

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    Want to hear a joke?

    NBA Referees
     
    #22 mrm32, Mar 6, 2015
  3. SemisolidSnake

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    Interesting bit of trivia: An NBA referee is 1000x more likely than the average person to be arrested for indecent exposure following any political discussion involving the Second Amendment.
     
    #23 SemisolidSnake, Mar 6, 2015
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    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Ken
    Ken who?
    Ken Mauer f uckin' sucks that's who.
     
    #25 King of 40 Acres, Mar 6, 2015
  6. HR Dept

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    Man, refs suck. Couldn't make a call if you set them in front of an open phone book.

    And what is it with women these days too? Women be SHOPPIN! You can't stop a woman from shoppin!

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    #26 HR Dept, Mar 6, 2015
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    Thank you for subscribing to lame jokes by newAge_Rockets!!

    Why do Dallas Mavs fans keep their season tickets on the car dashboard?

    So they can park in the handicap spot.

    Did you hear that Dallas doesn't have a website?

    It's cause they can't string the w's together.

    How does a Maverick fan celebrate their second NBA championship?

    They turn off the PS4, and go get 2 celebratory tacos from Jack in the Box.

    What does a Mavs fan do when you ask to see the trophy case?

    They tell you about all the great regular season success

    Who do Dallas fans think is the best foreign baller of all time?

    Dirk Nowitzki.

    Now the email is texan837@sbcglobal.net, that's right my email is based off David Carr and Domanick Davis. Please subscribe.

    Why?

    They started watching basketball in 2011.

    Why is Ken Mauer an NBA ref?

    He was too crooked for the mafia.
     
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    [photo of commish moonlighting as nba ref]
     
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    You ought to give the tickets to the ref who made the no-call on the Hardin foul - he might appreciate the chance to see an NBA game! And one for his dog, too, of course!
     
    #31 gradyr, Mar 6, 2015
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    I hope blind people dont see these offensive posts!

    See what i did there?!
     
    #35 ric_flair, Mar 6, 2015
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    Hahaha, so many good entries. I'm thinking jordnnnn's entry with McHale staring laser beam holes into the stupid ref. Is the leader so far....Hmm, what if someone added lazers??? That would be awesome...
     
    #36 SeeingRocketRed, Mar 6, 2015
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    I thought I made the first real funny. :eek:

    Congratulations to the winner!
     
    #37 Roc Paint, Mar 6, 2015
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    Don't know why, but it reminded me of:

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    #40 SwoLy-D, Mar 6, 2015
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