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How old is Pitbull, REALLY?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Oct 23, 2020.

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How old is Pitbull, REALLY?

  1. Eons old, Methuselah, as told of in the book of Enoch and the Book of Moses.

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  2. 65. Manager of epic 80's Latin boy band, Menudo, who sold their souls to a demon to live forever

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  3. 2000. The man who Jesus and was then cursed to walk the Earth until the Second Coming.

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  4. 25. Mr. Worldwide, a mind control robot created by Steve Jobs, Col Sanders & Donald Trump in 1995.

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  5. 39 but will live forever since joining Scientology Illuminati after being sponsored by Kylie Minogue

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  6. 900+ as the last member of the Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon.

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  7. The great Huitzilopochtli knows no age!

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  8. Other

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  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    How old is Pitbull, REALLY? Hasn't changed since he came into the limelight, wears the same suit to every New Year's gala. Who is this man?
     
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  2. Sajan

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    I have same question about Daddy Yankee.
     
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  3. TWS1986

    TWS1986 SPX '05, UH' 19

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    That's my boy! Mr. 305!
     
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  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    It's a hint.
     
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    FWIW My wife has a girlfriend (Nora) that is a professional dancer and she has worked with "The Pit" a number of times..... and she has become friends with him and claims he is genuinely the nicest gay (bi)man in music.
     
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  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Sounds like it falls under the 'Manager of epic 80's Latin boy band, Menudo, who sold their souls to a demon to live forever' choice.
     
    #6 Xerobull, Oct 23, 2020
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    True fact...Pitbull is Dick Clark's great-great-great-great-great grandson.
     
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    He's my kid sister's age. 39. Nearly 40.
     
    #8 Roscoe Arbuckle, Oct 23, 2020
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  10. TimDuncanDonaut

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    I guessed 39. He's like Flo Rida (41). Two Floridian musicians who make inoffensive party music. I hear from people who seen him live that he moves around the stage and dances his butt off.

    That said he also sings some of the cringest lyrics:

    “Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey. Look like King Kong.”

    “I’m slicker than an oil spill. She say she won’t, but I bet she will, timber.”

    "Baby, you the Internet
    And I'm looking for a download    "

    "Yes-yes-yes, I'm a freak-freak
    that eats-eats *** like Jeffrey Dahmer    "

    "My girl got a big ol' booty
    Your girl got a little booty    " (repeats)

    A true poet.
     
    #10 TimDuncanDonaut, Oct 24, 2020
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