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Make the most boring possible description of your favorite movie

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Oct 16, 2020.

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  1. Invisible Fan

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    Greek girl leaves village island with an American soldier to fight Nazis.

    Soldier boy dies, so village girl decides to make a living with the skimpy clothes her mother locked away.
     
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    - 7 men escort a lady to the chopper

    - Two men return left behind suitcase

    - Guy doesn't like going to the office.

    - Two men trade places.

    - Guy gets bit by spider.

    - Man drives in an oval against other people.
     
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    forgot one... It's a Friday.
     
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    I know this isn't what you're referring to, but it made me recall a VERY underrated sitcom called "Get a Life." In this episode, typically stupid Chris becames super intelligent after being exposed to toxic waste. He decides to use his newfound intelligence to beat a bunch of kids in spelling bee contests.

     
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    Get A Life was pretty good.

     
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    Men try to reach a man that's never felt the touch of another man. Untouched man pretends to Jeff Toobin a Teddy Bear while video calling strange men. Woman fakes a miscarriage and then marries the untouched man. The untouched man leaves after his wedding and let's a man touch him.
     
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    ex army general becomes a ring fighter to ask if you are entertained
     
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    Two rich rednecks place bet on beer run.
     
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    Rookie cop goes on a ride along with a veteran cop.
     
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    Man meets biological daughter and takes her and his mentor on a road trip. Man has to overcome his failing abilities, gangs, and himself along the way to get his daughter to safety.
     
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    Guy housesits for his brother who's father-in-law had a heart attack.

    Boy gets new pet for Christmas and doesn't follow the feeding instructions.

    Nerd hacks into a computer to play latest video games. Chooses tic tac toe.

    Truck driver fights Asian stereotypes.

    Grandpa reads story to his sick grandson.

    Hasbro releases 85-minute commercial to revamp popular toy line.

    Man plows down corn field and struggles to keep farm from getting foreclosed on.
     
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    So, due to this thread, I got my son to watch UHF. He replied that he liked it. I decided to send him a Spatula with a gift card that said "What better way to say I love you than with the gift of a Spatula,"

    We'll see if he finds it funny. At least he gets a free Spatula!

     
    #172 Roscoe Arbuckle, Oct 22, 2020
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    Big sharks eat people. Jason Statham drinks beer and kicks ass.
     
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    2 dudes troll wedding parties and bang women. Then they catch feelings.
     
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    Clint Eastwood points guns at people for getting on his lawn and insults asian people with every slur known to man.
     
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    Man finds puzzle box.

    Learns more about himself.

     
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    I have to admit, I don't know what the hell movie the majority of these are.
     
    #177 jiggyfly, Oct 22, 2020
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Woman has what she sees as a great, stable life, then it's gone with the wind. Man doesn't give a damn.
     
    #178 Xerobull, Oct 22, 2020
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    Aliens in caravans invade on July 4th.

    President makes big speech, riles up the crowd and fight them off.
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    The first and second rules are you don't talk about it.
     
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