Attorney General kills a man and says it was a deer

It happens.

 

Yeah but he had high blood pressure anyway

 

I had to look it up, but the Joe Boever in the article is not the same Joe Boever that pitched for the Astros (although, their ages within a couple of years of each other).

 

Must have been a hairy dude.

 

In other GOP law enforcement news:

A self-described "transsexual Satanist anarchist" has won the Republican nomination for the sheriff’s job in Cheshire County, N.H. -- a victory she says proves “the system is utterly and hopelessly broken.”

Aria DiMezzo, who ran with the campaign slogan “F*** the Police” and says she had expected to lose to a write-in candidate, won the nomination for Cheshire County sheriff on Tuesday. The victory was first reported by Inside Sources.

In a Friday blog post, DiMezzo said she opposes a system that allowed thousands of people to walk into a voting booth and vote “despite knowing absolutely nothing about the person they were nominating to the most powerful law enforcement position in the county.”
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According to the outlet, DiMezzo comes from a group of libertarian activists that has produced candidates before. DiMezzo hosts an internet radio show where she is referred to as a “She-Male.”

DiMezzo said in her blog post that her victory in the primary was an argument for anarchism because of how “clueless the average voter is.” She garnered 4,211 votes, easily beating a traditional candidate who received only a few hundred votes, election results show.

"Sweet Satan, how can you not be an anarchist?!" she wrote. "Between 75 and 80 percent of the primary voters -- the ones alleged to be more politically aware than the average voter -- were completely and totally ignorant of who they were voting for! What is the percentage with the average voter? 90 percent? 95 percent? These people are deciding who gets to rule you,” she said, before calling on Cheshire County to secede from both New Hampshire and the U.S.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/transexual-satanist-anarchist-picks-up-gop-sheriff-nh-county

 

It happens.

 

Those 3 traits aren't really things Republicans SHOULD be against, tbh.

 

Jesus Democrats are really getting unfair.

All the guy did was hit another man with his car, say it was a deer and let the man bleed to death on the side of the road.

Sometimes **** happens!

 

It’s not like the man got lodged in the windshield and the attorney general just went home and parked in the garage.

I hit things from time to time. It’s always been a deer. I’m pretty sure.

 

Honestly, anyone could make this mistake... as long as the man in the road was on all fours and wearing a rack of antlers.

 

lock his ass up

How do u mistake a person for a deer? Nah, nice try...

probably drunk out of his mind or texting while driving

 

Must have been drunk.

 

My guess is he was drunk too.

 

You had me at “on all fours” and “rack”... then you lost me with the “man” part.... oh well, like @KingCheetah says, two out three ain’t bad and beggars can’t be choosers.

 

He’s in Tennessee last I spoke with him and got into real estate near mt Juliet, He was working at Lowe’s around 2005 and although he amassed a lot of money..divorce hit him hard. I had no idea when I spoke with him but remembered watching him as a kid

 

Claims that the deer had a shotgun and was mouthing off about "keeping your hands off my teenage daughter" are unsubstantiated.