Jeff Balke is a POS

I'd rather have a proper cheesesteak...

but yeah, looks like a burger with queso on it.

 

Prince of Sugarland

 

So my friend (girl) is an eastern european lesbian but is into me. What should I do guys? She says my panther energy mixed with being such an honest dick is "tantalizing". I told her I would be bachelor 4life and she is sad. Please advise me so I can go back to bashing Jeff in peace.

FFB

 

Francis Fake Bacon

 

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on all this.

 

Typically, I’d say go spend more time being the old guy in the club drinking Red Bull Vodkas and toots of blow until you have a stroke but since ‘Rona is keeping more people at home, I’d work on frosting your tips, mastering the fine art of the penis pump, and self tanning until you’re dark enough to suicide by police. This will show that muff diving babushka that you have mighty crum and can make glorious romance explosion on her stomach.

 

I was just trying to emulate a late night Fatty bachelor boast post. Actually 34/M/married with kids. Kids that are bigger pieces of **** than Jeff.

 

Yuck.

 

Yuck.