Do you think you are playing some sort of video game with a real human being or something?? WTF am I reading. No one here is going to have any sort of influence on Ryan Anderson outside of prayer.
Any Monday Morning 9:02am {whatsapp} "Danny boy old friend, what's good?" "Same shhit this Popabitch is one wiley old fart" "But you already have Tatum you don't need another wing you need a stretch" DAinge has gone offline Wizardof(trade)Clause slaps DAinge with a wet towel 9:08am {phone} "Presto! Top of the mornin to ya!" "Hi Daryl" "So I'm actually glad you guys were able to hold onto PG13, screw the Fakers, rite?" "Thanks Daryl" "So I noticed you guys haven't resigned PatPat and still need to dump Melo" "You'd like to swap Anderson with us you mean?" "Well yeah I think it's a win-win for both of us" "Sorry Daryl but our owner barred me from doing any more deals with you, good luck though" <click> (daryl mutters to himself 'ya b**** good luck yourself with that ballhog') 10:14am {phone} "Geritol! Hope I'm not waking you, not too early right Uncle J?" "That's Mr. Logo to you Trader Boy" "So you have an oft-injured Italian and some other spare parts over there" "Wait a second did you wake me up for" "Jerry I've got gold for you, gold.." "Um <cough cough>, keep your rhinoceros pizzle to yourself" <click> (daryl yells down the hall to Thaddeus 'tell feigen the clips are interested') 11:36am {videocall} "Bob, or should I say, Sir Bob <smirks>, how are things in the biggety biggety bay?" "Hello. Daryl. What can I do -- wait, listening to disco music? is that Boogie Nights?" "Maybe, <smirks>" "Anyways what do you want? I have a call with Adam in 10" "I'm sure you do" "Hmmm ya, okay" "Nothing Bob, just wanted to tell you we're still obsessed" "Great Daryl, I wish you all the best, gotta go now" "No you don't understand, I really got ya this time. You're done" "Are you referencing Pennis, or Melty? <chuckles>" "Laugh all you want, but neither of those. You probably haven't even heard of my guy" "I don't believe you, plus you can't even sign your center right now. You guys are toast" "Toast you say? My latest find Nunnaly shot 3's almost 50% last season, no more 0-27 Bob" "Who? Who the Fukc? What?" "Nevermind Bob, just know that we're in hot pursuit and getting closer" "Really gotta go now Daryl" "Right, give my best to Adam. Are Scott and Tony on that call with you too?" "Always. You know it Daryl. Take care now and stay melo" "We're gonna rejuvenate his career, Pringles is really excited--" "Barbecue chicken" <click> (daryl mutters to himself 'hate that fukin douche', then yells down the hall to Thaddeus 'start a calm the F down thread on CF, let's use Herrera this time)
Na, this season he got married, next season, he's going to pop out a kid. And guess what? That fool probably not even going to show up to the game.
Okay Ryan, invest properly. Like Steve Austin, do the 6 million dollar surgery! Install the robotic shooting hand that shoots 100% 3 pointer!
There is no way to make him hungry to work, again. He’s got $80m and an insanely beautiful, 6’ tall wife. Living the dream. Not even @Zboy and @J.R. can slap him woke, again
Batum instead. Rather not give up 2-3 firsts just to rid of Ryno contract especially if the 2nd big move is to acquire Jimmy B. Going to need all the assets to get that done.
Just like making the Astrodome into the world's largest casino. With Tilman as the owner. It just will not happen.!
This is probably our best hope for Anderson. Rehabilitate, reincarnate, reanimate. Whatever you want to call it. Try to find a way to make him useful.
Find another bench for him, just get him off ours. It may take giving up a first, but it may be worth it.
I wouldn't give up a 2019 1st rounder, This draft is too deep! maybe 2020.. or trade him for a useful but overpaid player.
Im ok with almost anyone and their 20 mil+ Contract as long as they can play vs the Warriors. Side note: would a Bazemore/Anderson really cost 2/3 first? I mean their contracts are very close in total comp and length.
Bazemore has bad K but never lost starting position or contributed zero in postseason. Would cost Rockets multiple firsts even for Bazemore.
