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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by jogo, Nov 9, 2015.

  1. Roc Paint

    Roc Paint Contributing Member

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    Ship of fools!
     
  2. Os Trigonum

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    Knicks are going all the way this year.
     
  3. HouStu_Rocket

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    How many wins can we realistically expect? 15?
     
  4. pbthunder

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    We need a GM who has played in the NBA! What are Phil Jackson, Michael Jordan, and Byron Scott doing these days? I'm sure any of them can turn around any franchise in a YEAR!
     
  5. Liberon

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    Sarcasm?
     
  6. Little Bit

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    So I guess they're resting Dwight for the playoffs.......oh wait.......
     
  7. Os Trigonum

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    We don't play any real contenders in our next 20 games
     
  8. max14

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    Good thinking.

    How about first ballot HOFer Kevin McHale.
     
  9. SF3isBack!!

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    That's a great idea!!
     
  10. apatel123

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    Thank god I didn't buy season tickets this year
     
  11. heypartner

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    I'd prefer Isiah Thomas
     
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    How's this years draft class stacking up? We're looking at top ten right now. We could send James packing for another top 15 pick. I duno the future is bright during this rebuilding process. I'm excited.
     
  13. Os Trigonum

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    I guarantee the Rockets won't lose tonight. book it.
     
  14. Will

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    I agree with the thousands of posters here who 1) are shocked and dismayed that in the span of a dozen games we went from the WCF to losing horribly, and 2) are absolutely positive that we'll keep on losing horribly for the rest of the season.
     
  15. Yung-T

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    Last year's runner-up MVP and WCF for a top 15 pick? Thought I heard it all, damn.
     
  16. joeson332

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    Trade james Harden while his value is high
     
  17. J Sizzle

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    Would rather trade for Jeremy Lamb. Seems like equal value.
     
  18. Nimo

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    Just give the ball to Harden and let him win the game
     
  19. rocketsballin

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    i still say rockets are the best team in the league
    we got the best player in the world
    we got the best big black guy in the world
    we got some lights out shooters
    and we got ty lawson, all star point gawd
    it aint nothin to worry 'bout. rockets gon turn this b**** around up golden states assho**
    lil curry b**** ass n**** can suck my d***

    i aint worried bout that lil punk ass b****! ey curry, you reading this? yeah **** YOU!
    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Are you worried about the Rockets this season?&quot;

    Houston Rockets fans:
    <a href="https://t.co/nB05q7dvjD">https://t.co/nB05q7dvjD</a></p>&mdash; Skip Bayless (@FunSkipBayless) <a href="https://twitter.com/FunSkipBayless/status/671537308949057536">December 1, 2015</a></blockquote>
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  20. heypartner

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    I've grown to HATE SARCASM!
     

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