Serious question: Also, another serious question: My nephew (he's 20) wants to know what this is. I told him Rockets fans are diverse AF and someone on here would know. It looks like DeBao Winery is in Guangxi, China so is this Cantonese? Mandarin? I know the letters should be somewhat similar, but that's from wikipedia and I'm no expert. I think the predominant language there is Mandarin. .. anyone have some background on this? This is friggin hilarious.
After learning about this, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg , I think I would stay away from penis wine. Magical or not, I'm gonna stay away.
She also, I'm assuming, never murdered you through the heart with a poison spine. Sometimes less is more.