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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Jul 1, 2014.

  1. Rox11

    Rox11 Member

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    Are we supposed to get you're humor?
     
  2. mvpcrossxover

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    Step 1: Be attractive.
    Step 2: Don't be unattractive.


    Follow these steps and you'll be fine. :p
     
  3. krnxsnoopy

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    Profess your attraction to her. Send her chocolates. Send her flowers. If she doesn't respond right away, she's just playing hard to get. You've got to be persistent because she's testing you. All women want a man who will go to the edge of the earth for her. So figure out her daily schedule, when she leaves home and when she comes back home. What she does for fun and where she hangs out. Then show up unexpected sometimes as if by coincidence. All women love the idea of fate and destiny. You've got to infuse the idea into her subconciousness, that you guys are meant for eachother and are truly soulmates, so that is the only explanation of why you guys always end up in the same places together. Buy a pair of binoculars and watch her body language when you send her texts/flowers/etc. It's always easier to know what to say to her next, when you know what she is doing. You know, preplanning. I can't guarantee you'll get this woman, but follow these tips and they will help your chances. Good luck.
     
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    Lol can't tell if trolling or not.
     
  5. Rox11

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    Xrnxsnoopy
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    Signed, Arye Abraham
     
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    Abraham, I need some more scoop on melo. get off this board. ha ha.
     
  8. d12babymamas

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    the only thing i can do OP is to explain it in HRBasketball terms and I sincerely hope it helps you.....

    you are like Jeremy Lin...
    the girl is like the rock...
    the other guy is like Harden....
    and instagram and your pics are like Mchale....

    you've got to be more agressive and confident in your shot or you'll be sent packing...

    hope this helps...
     
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  10. Voice of Aus

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    digging up this thread, because theirs this girl…… also know this wasn't exactly the same as the op's discussion


    I'm 21 (don't really care about having a GF or not now) and she's 18 (id rate her a solid 8-8.5) so no one is looking to get married or have kids or do anything meaningful with their lives right now. BBBUUUt theirs this girl

    met her like a month ago (or whenever the day before rox got eliminated) at a mates party and didn't have any intentions to see her again and didn't even act on anything on night 1 (don't judge yet brehs esp you jontro).

    we started talking like a week after and then i met her out went back to hers and life was great.

    then the next night she invited me again, i agreed.

    that followed the next week or so then she started getting me round during the day even adding another girl and telling me to skip other things e.g. seeing others or going out.

    its pretty apparent she's a sex addict to me at least and I'm torn between having this whenever i feel like it or discussing it with her and risking being the guy who gave it up whenever i wanted.

    I've asked mates but i want to ask a different audience.

    what would you brehs do.
     
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    come on man...you noe the drill pics or it didnt happen..:)
     
  12. Voice of Aus

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    i feel like clutch would bring down the hammer if i uploaded any pics
     
  13. CCorn

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    Wait? She proposed the 3 some?

    Don't let this go, but no reason to date a girl who lets you in on a 3 way.

    i would enjoy it on the side until you meet someone you actually care about. Having practice sex is a good thing, then when you meet someone else you don't last 12 seconds.
     
  14. Jontro

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    Send me email through board. kthxbai.
     
  15. Voice of Aus

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    pretty much the advice i am getting regarding ever dating her (not that i would now)

    she is trying to say she's bi but i generally think she's just an addict and needs something more every time.
     
  16. Voice of Aus

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    she has a sister :p
     
  17. Kim

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    From my Aussie friends, I am told Aussie women are generally: white, rich, very snobby, and b****y. So you got one of these who is into 3-somes and wants to release her sex addiction on you.... And she has a sister.

    Yeah, break up with her. You'll never regret it.
     
  18. Haymitch

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    Get all you can while you're that young. When you're 30ish and married, you want to have this kind of stuff already checked off.

    If you overcomplicate this and ruin it you have to change your name from Voice of Anus to Mind of Anus.
     
  19. Voice of Aus

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    yes,not really,not really,yes

    lets get it on record the sister seems out of the picture :cool:

    i don't even know how to break up with this, its hardly emotional anymore.


    all im kinda looking for is, is it healthy to not care and just do it while i have the ability to cash in?
     
  20. Duncan McDonuts

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    Yes, it's healthy. The more you ejaculate, the less your chances of prostate cancer.
     

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