Anna Kournikova. You never know what could happen. Maybe she would be flattered that I fapped to her tennis matches? Who knows.
Jack Johnson, Ty Cobb, Shoeless Joe Jackson, John Rocker, Christian Laettner, Luis Suarez, Bill Laimbeer, Ryan Leaf, Kermit Washington, etc.
If I'm going to have lunch with an athlete I would rather it be a douchebag than someone pristine. Sports would be pretty boring without the villains.
Didn't Beyonce play sports in school? Yeah, I thought so. Beyonce it is. I'll even join the Illuminati with her if she promises to personally initiate me.
JJ Watt or the Rock... JJ seems like he would be super genuine and The Rock would be entertaining as hell