Cheese or BJs?

Venereal cheese.

 

Easy to give up cheese.

 

Spoiler

 

Today 2 out of 3 meals consisted of cheese.

During the last 8 months, I've had 1 BJ. And I live with my girlfriend.

I disagree. Once they know they're in, bye bye BJ.

 

Easy solution. Not that I was starved off BJ but I got my SO preggo (unplanned) and she went to get the abortion. They said no sex for 4 weeks so all I get is BJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ's

 

haha, congrats!

 

There is absolutely no way I will give up cheese. It's the death of me.

 

I know this one guy that told his gf he didn't want to go all the way because he wanted to know her "more than physically". So she was blowing him very frequently instead. Sneaky man.

Question is, has anybody fallen asleep while receiving one?

 

Never gotten a BJ.

But if I could get a BJ as easy as I could get cheese, I'd give up cheese.

 

BJ's while eating cheese.

 

If you're sexually active... This is aNo brainer. Quit lying to yourself. #teamcheese

 

My buddy made a good point.

There is no such thing as "road cheese".

 

I have fallen asleep twice in the past month with the same chick both times. I was drunk thoo so I blame that.

Btw im team f#ck cheese. And I put cheese on everything.

 

This is the worst thing I've ever seen on these boards.

 

I guess you're oblivious to what you post :grin:

 

Right? This deserves its own thread.

 

Pregnant wife who now gags easily + the baby that will soon follow... I have given up the idea of ever getting another one.

So, I have been eating tons of extra cheese lately.

 

ZING!