My biggest pee challenge right now is that my kittens feel the need to jump onto the toilet so that they then can jump onto the sink counter, but this naturally occurs when I am peeing into the toilet. So I literally have to stop mid stream, wait for them to complete the process, and start it up again. Ugh.
This is why you should never eat food prepared by people you don't know. I mean, this mf is openly admitting to pissing in the sinks at his house. Like that **** is normal or something. So the next time they have the office potluck and Carrol brings in her famous green bean casserole, think about the possibility that her husband might enjoy pissing in their sinks or whatever else it is that wired ass people do. You might choose to skip that second serving. Or do what I do and come up with some new diet that you're supposedly trying out. "Yeah, I'm on a diet. But I will have some chips and dip!"
Maybe close the door and keep the pets out when being on the toilet? Who the h does their business with their pets jumping around?
If you've ever lived in a dorm with a communal bathroom that is far away, and you've felt the urge to pee in the middle of the night, you know you went pee in the sink while your roommate was asleep.
I peed in the sink once, like 10 years ago--it was an emergency. That was when I discovered that I should have been peeing in the sink my whole life.
When you're an old married Eunuch, peeing in the sink can be a silent act of rebellion. At least that's what a wise old sage told me once.
Peeing in a large pool of wading people is fine. But you pee where you wash your hands and you're an animal.
I'll urinate in the shower, even if I am not taking a shower. Sometimes, when you wake up with wood, its just easier to free flow and rinse down afterwards.
