Clark Kent is now Barry Allen

The biggest issue I have with this idiocy is the author saying the Rockets had an "early exit" from the post-season.

 

just great now when D-wade joins the broadcast, he will go after dwight.

 

I think this site is an onion knock off.

Never mind, just wishful thinking.

 

http://www.tmz.com/2015/06/07/dwight-howard-flash-car-inside-photos/

 

You should take that as a compliment.

 

That thing is hideous. Back to the drawing board.

 

Should have went with Iron Man. Still red and yellow but more known for strength and flying than Flash. Dwight is not known to be a blur on the court. Strength, high flyer and post move fluidity looking like he's in an Iron Man suit

 

Yeah, that's what I thought. "Early exit" implies these guys had us going to the Finals, which would make them the only news source in the world thinking that (I imagine).

Oh, and, the thread....yeah, guy hobbled at knee wants to change nickname to fastest superhero. That's our Dwight.

 

It's no wonder so many of these morons end up broke just a few years after they retire. At least it's Boozer, though, and not a player I don't despise. :grin:

 

what?
first he wants superman, which Shaq thinks is his nickname
and now he wants Flash, which is Wade?

 

Howard better save some money up because he does have to take care of his kids and baby mommas

 

why would flash need a car?

 

go on a date

 

Wade's reaction, upon reading this article:

 

He most likely just chose the flash because of the colors being similar to the rockets retro uniforms