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Golden rules you live by?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by UtilityPlayer, May 29, 2015.

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I don't believe in stealing
Don't go after buddy's Ex's
Be mindful of the surroundings

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#1 UtilityPlayer, May 29, 2015

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Don't rush poops.

#2 Haymitch, May 29, 2015
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Lock car doors when passing through MLK.

#3 Jontro, May 29, 2015
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Don't tug on Superman's cape
Don't spit into the wind
Don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger

#5 bnb, May 29, 2015
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Being angry is punishing yourself for someone else's stupidity.

Drive like everyone else on the road is an idiot.

Never trust a fart.

#6 Jugdish, May 29, 2015
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Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk

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2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

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Happy wife happy life

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Like my dad use to say ..

Dad said:

Don't piss uphill into the wind.
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#10 No Worries, May 29, 2015
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Don't kill unless it's a hobo.

#11 Mr. Brightside, May 29, 2015
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Learn how to pray for others.

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never get less than twelve hours sleep
never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body

#13 plcmts17, May 29, 2015

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like my black sheep uncle use to say ...

Uncle said:

You can beat your meat. And you can beat your friends. But you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Just two:

Always follow the rules.
Rules are meant to be broken.

#15 justtxyank, May 29, 2015
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Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it.

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Dig a hole before you take a dump.

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Lord loves a working man.
Don't trust Whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.

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plcmts17 said: ↑

never get less than twelve hours sleep
never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city
never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body
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Everything else is cream cheese.

#20 ima_drummer2k, May 29, 2015

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