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[Funny or Die] Dwight Howard's journal from the night he was stuck in Toyota Center

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by CCorn, May 26, 2015.

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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    #1 CCorn, May 26, 2015
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    Poor Clutch, RIP :(

    Does anyone have Turbo's number?
     
    #2 Ender120, May 26, 2015
  3. Bandwagoner

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    I laughed even though they are basically calling dwight a moron.


    One true god Hakeem.
     
    #3 Bandwagoner, May 26, 2015
  4. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    It's like a written version of the SNL wake up and smile skit.
     
    #4 superfob, May 26, 2015
  5. Lurch

    Lurch Live Wilder.

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    That is actually very funny.
     
    #5 Lurch, May 26, 2015
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    King Dwight
     
    #6 macho87, May 26, 2015
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    pretty good for someone who didn't go to college.
     
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    I liked Hakeem as the One True God.
     
    #8 Two Sandwiches, May 26, 2015
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    Hahaha! This is Brilliant, no offense to D12 :cool:
     
    #9 Buzzlite, May 26, 2015
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    So stupid, but I chuckled as it went on.
     
    #10 Kevooooo, May 26, 2015
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    Because imagination is attained at college.
     
    #11 nemac, May 26, 2015
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    Funniest thing I 've read in a while.
     
    #12 Ubiquitin, May 26, 2015
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    Lol . . .
     
    #13 htwnbandit, May 26, 2015
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    Lol. I love the added touch of the horrific handwriting.
     
    #14 RedRedemption, May 26, 2015
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    can someone post it in the thread? the link isn't working for me for some reason
     
    #15 PhatPharaoh, May 26, 2015
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    Boring. It might have been funny if I was 15 years younger.
     
    #16 WinkFan, May 26, 2015
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    Man man man... I know he really got on Kobe nerves lol
     
    #17 Cstyle42, May 26, 2015
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    Long live King Dwight!
     
    #18 LCAhmed, May 26, 2015
  19. CCorn

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    Are you 15?
     
    #19 CCorn, May 27, 2015
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    It was good, except for the ending with the marriages and a dead man inside Clutch the bear. Trying to find Clutch who then trampoline jumps him and the fact they called him king and he felt great about it was hilarious!
     
    #20 PJ86, May 27, 2015
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