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My girlfriend just saw all the sex tapes I made with my exes

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dash, May 21, 2015.

  1. juicystream

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    Checking to see if family video or if penetration was made.
     
  3. Rashmon

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    I could send you a couple of videos of your girlfriend so you can show how she's not so innocent herself.
     
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    You're an immoral, misogynistic prick who committed a serious crime (if this is true).

    You're either lying or you just finished your last post and had sex in under 20 minutes. Either way, I feel sorry for you.
     
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    this pretty much.

    my gf doesnt mind that ive got a bit of a past actually. seems she likes it in fact which is a bit weird but whatever.

    1)stress it was in the past
    2)apologise alot
    3)thats all you can do really

    gl bruh
     
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    After finding this gem from OP, I'm convinced he was being serious:

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?p=9186050#post9186050

    Same girlfriend or sex tape girlfriend?
     
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    My regret is that back when we looked our best, digital video and still cameras didn't exist. I had to process everything myself, which was a real pain in the arse, and it had a direct effect on quantity, if not quality.
     
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    Deckard sex videos were shot on this?
    [​IMG]
     
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    Stone etchings or it didn't happen.

    J/K.
     
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    Was this made before the wheel was invented?
     
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    Deckard is old.
     
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    Absolutely HILARIOUS GIF, that makes the thread that much better....LMBO Repped!
     
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    Because he's a penetration first, pass second PG.
     
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    In order not to be a troll...one MUST provide evidence of the transgression...Otherwise, thread can't be EPIC status...refer to IPSAC
     
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    Damage is done.

    Break up. Move on.
     
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    ive never seen that gif wow
     
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    Knowing that it is from Barney makes it more hilarious

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/iNzaRHP_qRw?showinfo=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    There are apparently videos of his quick release shot though.
     

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