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My girlfriend just saw all the sex tapes I made with my exes

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dash, May 21, 2015.

  1. ROXTXIA

    ROXTXIA Member

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    The original post?

    You think it's kinda, "Dear Penthouse Forum, I never believed the letters you printed were real...until this happened to me..."?
     
  2. Two Sandwiches

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    Cleverly disguised "I am George Strait" post.


    Anyways, to keep it real here....your girlfriend, unless she's reallly naive, or you've told her otherwise, knows you had sex with your ex girlfriends. I guess I could see why she be upset you taped it, but it shouldn't be that big a deal. Just get rid of them. Show her that you are getting rid of them. The action happened, and she knows it happened. I guess the troubling part is that you still have them, even though you're dating her.

    This is one of those things that I don't think should be a big deal (once they're deleted), but in girl world, they're a big deal.
     
  3. Yung-T

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    Eddie, I think you only read the OP and missed everything he posted after that.
     
  4. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    As cynical as this is, this is actually the most solid life advice in this thread.
     
  5. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    DERP...fourth page and I can't believe no one has mentioned that OP's girlfriend doesn't even realize those movies are sitting there in the Recycle Bin...available for Brazzers distribution.

    Proof of OP's Legend lives on!
     
  6. edwardc

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    If there's no video no proof.
     
  7. Blatz

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    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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  9. Rocket River

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    Agreed.
    Unsure if this is serious or not . . . . . maybe the #HumbleBrag
    or some such

    So we have three Options
    1. This is a big ole Trolling/HumbleBrag Thread
    2. Dude got busted and is now lying about the make up
    3. Dude got busted and his girl is just not that bright or just a SupaFreak

    either way . . .meh / . . . . .
    [​IMG]


    Rocket River
     
  10. Bäumer

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    Maybe he is just a two pump chump.
     
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  11. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    All I can say is, alot is not a word.
     
  12. DonkeyMagic

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    well this got creepy. I must be losing my touch because I assumed that the video of the exes were willingly made by them...not psycho-creeper secretly recorded.
     
  13. Indaface

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    OP had make up sex with Palmela Handjela
     
  14. Cohete Rojo

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  15. apollo33

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    you deleted them without sharing with us

    0/10 OP
     
  16. HR Dept

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    Way to double down. I nearly died with laughter after reading that first sentence. Not quite epic, but still a funny thread. I'd say it's a dark horse for top 25 of 2015.
     
  17. mvpcrossxover

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    off to a great start for the Hangout in summer
     
  18. leroy

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    It's summer...people not suppose to secretly videotape sexcapades with girlfriends who aren't aware...then be dumb enough to leave them on your desktop for current girlfriend to find.
     
  19. Scarface281

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    Well, if you're losing her, you better not delete those videos imo...
     
  20. FTW Rockets FTW

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    OP's so called GF is a BP skank. He probably paid her for the "make-up" sex
     

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