Last night my car got egged at the mall.. just bored suburban kids who suck at life or something What kind of hoodrat **** did you do with your friends growing up?
Egging the over passes as cars passed by. Used to steal traffic cones and put them in high trafficked areas in neighborhoods. Duct-taping roads. Bleach penises in well groomed front yards of friends. On rainy nights in the spring time, we would dump several large bags of skittles on buddies front yards. The next day would be absolutely covered with wasp/bees. Yeah. we were little deviants.
Cars run over it. Sticks to tires and causes the tires to sound like they are flat. Person gets out of car to check and has to proceed on ripping off tape when it has securely stuck to side of car and beneath it. Pretty funny to us back in the day. Now I look back and just go.......wtf was wrong with me.
once wiped human schit under the door handles of a guy's car actually look back and laugh about that one
I drunkenly knocked off the side rear view mirror of a random car. A few weeks later, the same was done to my car (in another city). Karma, and well deserved.
I was a little **** as a kid. Not going to be specific because I'm ashamed of it now, but I definitely deserved an ass kicking that I never got.
Blowing up mailboxes by putting fireworks into them at Dec 31th. In retrospect I feel bad for the owners, must really suck.
I have morals, I don't do things with the purpose of causing stress to other beings. I actually try to do the opposite as much as I can lol.
Totally agree with Haymitch. I was so bad as a kid. Caused many people and my parents too much emotional pain and suffering with the stunts I pulled. So ashamed of myself. I don't wish to think about it or give anyone ideas.
Well these kids will probably be caught up in that life more likely than not eventually.. if we go by the numbers
