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Steph Curry's Aesthetics

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by el gnomo, Apr 20, 2015.

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  1. the shark

    the shark Member

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    Curry can certainly ball, HOWEVER, I have to call total BS on him making SEVENTY-SEVEN 3's in a row during practice. We're not talking about from the Free throw line, but rather from the 3 pt line (and then 94 out of 100)?

    Yeah, pull my other leg and it plays jingle bells.
     
  2. el gnomo

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    How can a 12 year old look like a rapist? Your wife has strange associations.
     
  3. TheBeard

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    compared to all the ugly basketball players, curry is not bad.
     
  4. bongman

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    More aesthetic than this?

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  5. GanjaRocket

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    y'all gotta lot of **** to say about this ***** lol
     
  6. dakeem1

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    Without an epic dunking style, Curry isn't the most aesthetically pleasing player in history. I'd still give that to Jordan, hence why MJ's legend is so big and why he was easy to market.

    On pure game alone, Hakeem also has to be in the conversation. He had power dunks, and the footwork was just so sexy to the eye. If he could shoot 3's like all the big men today, and pull up J like a guarad too, then he'd be on par with Jordan in terms of aesthetics.

    You could also argue that Prime Ray Allen was one of the most aesthetic players in history. I'm talking late bucks and Sonics Allen that handled the ball more. His handles weren't as pretty as Curry's though.
     
  7. el gnomo

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    Agreed until I saw the troll in the bottom right. Dafuq.
     
  8. el gnomo

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    Great post. It's always tough to argue against MJ, but I guess it's the dunk vs the 3 in this case. Hakeem's game was super aesthetic as well, but it's tough for big men in this convo. As for Ray Allen, I don't think he was even close overall. His jumper and handsomeness are all-time, but handles don't cut it.
     
  9. ThatBoyNick

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    OH come on!!

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=244508

    You guys seriously think he isn't ripped/has small arms? He's a furkin professional athlete, a nba superstar, of course he's ripped and has muscle.


    Ok that is all i'm done with this thread lmao :grin:
     
  10. ferrari77

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    Jeez, the male jealousy and life peeping that has come out on this thread is unreal.

    Disclaimer- I am not a Steph Curry fan and don't really give a crap about him.


    That being said, I bet if any of y'all that don't think he is good looking or smart or has a good body(NH) go to a bar with Curry to see who can pick up the most chicks(w/o Curry even telling anyone that he plays in the NBA or paying for all the drinks/flashing his money) , Curry would have most of the single ladies at whichever bar or club it is. Keep in mind he has the Michael Ealy light eyes thing going for him. Ladies love that crap.

    Either way, mock him and hate on him all you want, just remember that he is richer, more successful, and can pull more chicks than y'all.
     
  11. el gnomo

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/eaV5082XQ7Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  12. OremLK

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    He looks like that kid in high school who keeps talking about his beard but he barely has more than fuzz.

    Dude needs to shave that sh** off.
     
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    Weird... You'd think someone who likes neck beards wouldn't be so off put by a little goatee.
     
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    Nothing more aesthetic than this. Textbook perfection.
     
  15. krnxsnoopy

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    Nice musklez
     
  16. YaoMing#1

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    The lite skin brothas are in lol. Seriously my gf and all her friends think curry is good looking and she loves nick johnson also and it's not because of his game lol.
     
  17. Teen Wolf

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    curry is a yellow bone goblin. No one is arguing that his life isn't great or that he's not a great baller etc. We're just saying he's not above average looking. Thats all.
     
  18. ferrari77

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    His "not above average looking" self will still pull more chicks than most if not all on here. (W/o even playing the professional athlete card).
     
  19. ferrari77

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    They're not listening but tell em dude. They don't understand.
     
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