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Are You Growing A Beard For The Playoffs?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Apr 21, 2015.

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Are you growing a beard for the playoffs?

Poll closed May 11, 2015.
  1. A) Are you growing a beard for the playoffs?

    41 vote(s)
    51.9%
  2. B) No, I'm not doing that or I'm a female who just can't no matter how hard I try

    13 vote(s)
    16.5%
  3. C) I haven't thought about it, but I'm starting now

    9 vote(s)
    11.4%
  4. D) I haven't thought about it, but no

    16 vote(s)
    20.3%
  1. JuanValdez

    JuanValdez Member

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    I chose A: Are you growing a beard for the playoffs?
     
  2. robbie380

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    already had one bro



    where's that option
     
  3. lean

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    Do you shampoo your beard? You have to shampoo it daily to keep it from itching, at least in my experience.
     
  4. Rockets2K

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    Once it gets longer than a couple inches it does not itch at all.

    You need one more option, E) Already have large amounts of beardliness.

    Mine is down to the middle of my chest(been growing it without a trim for three years now)
     
  5. crimsonghost

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    haven't thought about it, but looked in the mirror and I have one already
     
  6. kingkingston

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    had one for 5 years
     
  7. SemisolidSnake

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    I've just been growing one out of laziness, but this seems like a good excuse to keep it growing past unreasonable levels that make people uncomfortable until I tell them it's a playoff beard. Then, they'll think it's cool. I should just do this year round and say, "There are playoffs going on somewhere. And it's 5:00 somewhere. *drinks a beer through giant unkempt beard at 9:00 a.m.*"
     
  8. bongman

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    Had to vote No even though I am not a female. Just can't grow one :(
     
  9. Deckard

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    I don't vote in non-public polls unless Clutch starts them, but I can give an answer here. No, because I already have one. Not nearly as long as R2K's, though!
     
  10. Bandwagoner

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    Had a beard years ago. I found the trick was to trim it as soon as possible so the end of the hairs are not sharp from the razor. Your face has to adjust, the period of itchiness is unavoidable. It will go away even if you stay trimmed though.
     
  11. I'm Tom Brady

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    Hell yeah i am lol...and i wear red to church as well! I also went to wal mart to buy my 3 week daughter a rockets outfit! #rednation
     
  13. shastarocket

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    No but i wear red, like, errday
     
  14. JayZ750

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    I'm a man.

    I already have a beard.
     
  15. nemac

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    E) Why did I click on this thread? I wish the game would start already.
     
  16. bobloblaw

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    It took entirely too long for that to be pointed out. He even lists the question as an option in the post and adds "yes" to it. Peculiar...
     
  17. abaker28

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    E: Already have a beard (but not a harden length one).
    Something else I found in the early days whilst mine was growing (and itchy) was to brush it.
    The itchiness goes after time as you get used to it.
     
  18. iJHolmes

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    fail poll lol
     
  19. cml750

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    I would if I cold but my job requires no beard due to the fact that I may have to wear a respirator or SCBA for escape purposes.

    Technically, I am the boss of the people who may have to wear a respirator and work in the front office but if I grow a beard, I would not be able to go to the place in the facility where they work which I do often.
     
  20. Blatz

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    Already have one.
     

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