Almost half of our regular lineup is still hitting .000. Even Adam Everett is somewhere saying "these guys can't hit".
One thing I'm certain of in the early part of the season; Alan Ashby is a BS' er and a terrible announcer.
I'm not sure a human being (other than McGwire in his 1st BP at the dome, or Jim Leyritz off of Wagner, or Piazza off of Wagner, or some nameless somebody off of Lidge) can hit a baseball harder than Springer did just then. Martin took 3 steps in and said "Oh ****" and was lucky it didn't carry over his head for an inside the parker.
Delino: 2ABs, 1 H, 1 RBI Whew, Carter looks positively tolerable at 1B so far, and the shift is working to perfection. Maybe those geeks know what they're talking about.
You'd think Nolan would have them soaking their hands in pickle brine, or Bagwell would fly his buddy Alou in from the DR to piss on their hands.
AND he's got somewhat of a beard going...everyone knows he'll have to grow it to Grecian lengths before solidifying the MVP for Houston...Keuchel on the other hand, is well in the running :grin: