I saw this right as I got out of bed this morning, not realizing the date. I was about to go into full on blank apathy mode for the season. But I'm actually irrationally happy that he isn't out.
I laughed so hard I crapped myself. With being diagnosed with cancer yesterday I couldn't take this news. These are all jokes. Screw April fools.
Dude, you can't say "diagnosed with cancer yesterday". There is a big difference between say, skin cancer and pancreatic cancer.