If this is a reference to steak and knobbers day, it's the 20th. If you're celebrating tonight, tell her you got the dates mixed up and celebrate twice.
Nope, it's today. Not that I need a day to celebrate this, but it's always a month after Valentine's Day.
There's two different days that go around. Today and the 20th. I think the 20th is the original for some reason, but today is the most popular. I think last year, I celebrated on today's date. Not that I need to, but it's fun. I sat celebrate both.
I think it was originally the first Saturday after the 14th, because that's the way dudes do things. Besides, the first time the first dude thought this up, the 14th was a Sunday, and he said, "nah, It'll take a Saturday for mankind to first pull this off." But, then the ladies started complaining about "It has to be on a 14th" the first duders decried, "The woman folk have agreed under condition, and we thoughtof ... whatever, just giveth us this night. And we have said yes to their terms."
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I don't know why I watched that terrible Scrubs clip. One of the worst shows ever produced. I delegated the bj duties to my secretary years ago. This holiday is for plebs.
Mmmmmmm yeah baby yeah. My ribeye is currently defrosting on the counter and I'm ready for a tummygasm.
Does it count if I put in in her mouth when shes sleeping while eating a steak quesadillas from taco bell..
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