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creepiest thing someone said to you?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Mar 12, 2015.

  1. nono

    nono Member

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    Back when I was in Karachi there was this one time I was out with some friends and waiting for the bus back home. I think I was in 6th grade. A guy on a motorcycle comes and tells me he'll drop me off. I was so stupid that I never thought anything of it. So I get on this guy's motorcycle and we go on. So for the next 5 minutes or so he is basically talking small talk. I.e. what do you do etc etc. Then he leans back and kisses me ! I was so shocked I didn't even react. After a few seconds he leans in for another kiss and I pull away. He kisses me on the cheek and says "give me some tongue" these are the exact words. I'll never forget. So at this point I am really ****ting myself. I see a gas station ahead and tell the guy to pull up there I have to grab something then we can go on. The minute he pulled in to the gas station I just started running the opposite way like I was possessed. I saw a bus coming and I didn't even really care where it was going. I just jumped in. Went home and cried that night. Never really told anyone about this.
     
  2. Dgn1

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    Man that's f#cked up, sorry bro.
     
  3. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    One time I was walking down my neighborhood street and I heard this voice coming from down in the sewers and I looked down and I saw this circus clown! He told me "That they all float down there." I looked at him and tried to laugh and then I ran like hell!
     
  4. Andre0087

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    It's hard to get HIV that way...at least I think.
     
  5. roxxfan

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    Damn. Sorry to hear that as well. If you have any lingering after-effects after this (even after all these years) don't be afraid to seek some kind of therapy.
     
  6. roxxfan

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    Very hard. Unless there is some kind of open wound.
     
  7. Rocket River

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    "Hail Hydra"

    Rocket River
     
  8. tmacfor35

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    HIV transmission rates are ridiculously low for heterosexual males.

    I will tell you how to not get them and still play ball without the glove.

    Don't sleep with homosexual men(there lifestyle on average go through about 500 different man on man sexual intercourses on average per homosexual male).

    Don't sleep with women who sleep with homosexual men.

    Don't sleep with IV drug users.

    Don't do IV drugs.

    Get circumsizzzzzzeddd(reportedly reduces the risk by 60%)

    Make sure your female partner doesn't have the disease.

    The chances of a straight male contracting the disease from a random chick(not knowing if they have HIV or Not) is about 1/5,000,000.

    With HIV, the chances are more 1/100,000 of a chance for a straight male.

    Obviously you can tell, that as long as you stay away from the risk factors, you are extremely unlikely to ever get the disease.

    I unfortunately had to do a research project on this for my health class and came away surprised how unlikely it is to get it if you are a straight non using IV drug user.

    I was reading somewhere that per year in Houston, it was an average of 2 straight white males per year contract HIV, and even those are under suspicion of using IV drugs/homosexual.

    The real culprits in America are the bisexual men. They are infecting your ladies and straight men get infected after long relationships with these women.

    ^^^^
    what is crazy is that after these ladies are finding out about their positive test, the men who have been dating these women for years are still coming up negative because the disease is so hard to contract.

    Don't worry folks!
     
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  9. fadeaway

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    Bit late for that, bro!
     
  10. nono

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    Thanks to you and dgn1. I don't really have any lingering after effects. Just due to this and some other incidents in my life I've become very cynical and always see the worst in people. Genuinely nice people are extremely rare and should really be cherished in your life. Not that I am one myself.
     
  11. tehG l i d e

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    "hey..you want to see my wife's pu**y?"
     
  12. Blake

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    How many illegitimate children do you have? ;)
     
  13. tmacfor35

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    .............but I don't have the aids bruh.
     
  14. Dairy Ashford

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    AIDS is as much a black disease as it is a gay one, and you don't have to be telepathic to point them out. You still have to guess if they use condoms or not.
     

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