Thoughts? I assume it will be a kale salad but I'd try a Big MacKale. http://m.motherjones.com/environment/2015/03/mcdonalds-kale
Their whole model is centered around having crap around that never goes bad isn't it? Are they going to process kale or reinvent how they carry food?
Yep. They are going to reinvent Kale by sapping it of any nutritional value and inject it with immortality genes.
The problem with immortality is that you need to get eternal youth and regenerative powers with it or it is worthless. Who wants to be a rotting 200-year old?