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2 free tickets to tonight's game for humor re NBA refs

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SeeingRocketRed, Mar 6, 2015.

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  1. SeeingRocketRed

    SeeingRocketRed Member

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    Winner gets 2 free tickets to tonight's game (vs Pistons) for the best humorous post about how blind and awful the refs are.

    Photoshops, memes, videos, comments, jokes, whatever you've got.
     
    #1 SeeingRocketRed, Mar 6, 2015
  2. tmacfor35

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    Eh I will give you 10 bucks.


    I ain't got that creativity bone in my body.
     
    #2 tmacfor35, Mar 6, 2015
  3. Roc Paint

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    I've got nothing because I'm still seeing red. :mad:
     
    #3 Roc Paint, Mar 6, 2015
  4. jordnnnn

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    Ref being a ref: [​IMG]

    Everyone after that no call: [​IMG]
     
    #4 jordnnnn, Mar 6, 2015
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    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
    #5 jank1434, Mar 6, 2015
  6. Haymitch

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    Those refs suck ass!

    vanburen_boy at hot mail dot com

    Thnx
     
    #6 Haymitch, Mar 6, 2015
  7. bobloblaw

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    The refs have that Stevie Wonder/Ray Charles blindness. They are only pretending.
     
    #7 bobloblaw, Mar 6, 2015
  8. Roc Paint

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    Those refs really suck ass! ;)
     
    #8 Roc Paint, Mar 6, 2015
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    [​IMG]
     
    #9 justtxyank, Mar 6, 2015
  10. justtxyank

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    An NBA referee walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table.

    Ken Mauer never sees his kids.

    Ken Mauer may be blind, but he was squinting.
    (Seinfeld reference)

    Doc Holiday doesn't have enough guns to make up for Ken Mauer's bad eyesight.

    Ken Mauer doesn't like blind jokes. He doesn't see the point.
     
    #10 justtxyank, Mar 6, 2015
  11. Swish4fives

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    Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

    Because it heard the ref was blowing fouls!
     
    #11 Swish4fives, Mar 6, 2015
  12. tim562

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    Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks. The first said, "Deer tracks?" "No," replied the second, "Bear tracks." The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.

    P.S. - have flashseats
     
    #12 tim562, Mar 6, 2015
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  13. Butterfingers

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    Dispatch the backless stools on these fools!!!!

    Even if I win - I don't want the tickets.
     
    #13 Butterfingers, Mar 6, 2015
  14. onreego

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    I thought we were complaining cause they weren't blowing fouls. Those chickens would be disappointed.

    We want them to blow more fouls!
     
    #14 onreego, Mar 6, 2015
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    lol

    [​IMG]
     
    #15 Crashlanded19, Mar 6, 2015
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    A legitimate thing I'd like the crowd to adopt: "Hey, refs, get off your knees and stop blowing the game."
     
    #16 SemisolidSnake, Mar 6, 2015
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    [​IMG]
     
    #17 Crashlanded19, Mar 6, 2015
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    James Harden retaliation to the next bad call....

    <iframe src="//giphy.com/embed/ea4WL6uFq0Utq" width="480" height="269" frameBorder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe>
     
    #18 bj83gc, Mar 6, 2015
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    [​IMG]
     
    #19 Nice Rollin, Mar 6, 2015
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    #20 Nice Rollin, Mar 6, 2015
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