Kim Kardashian's Break The Internet Publicity stunt

I actually thought this was common knowledge?? She's so OBVIOUSLY fake that it's kind of ridiculous for anybody to think otherwise.

 

Yeah dude, can't ****ing stand Chelsea Handler. My wife "likes" her and turned on her stand up she had on Netflix. I think it lasted maybe 5 minutes before we were both annoyed and disgusted. I'm no Kardashian fan either, she's the epitome of vapid.

 

Did you just decide to skip page two where there's already a post of this same pic on #24, there, mister Skippy Skipperton?!!??

 

I posted it last night in Unsorted. Didn't bother with it here.

 

so everyone who has a fat pumpkin ass with skinny legs had procedures done?

 

I'm sorry Kim, and clutchfans:

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No one cares how you get to be good looking .. . just look good. - America

Rocket River

 

People on here actually think that ass is real? Lol, idk maybe you guys are trolling

 

I don't know if she is having fat injected in her ass... Wouldn't shock me either way. I do know that there are women that naturally have a tiny waist and plump ass.

 

Meanwhile in white celebrity news. Katy Perry's boyfriend (Diplo) starts a kickstarter to get Taylor Swift a booty.

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Kim Kardashian's ass looks like Jermaine Jackson.

Spoiler

http://youtu.be/jn2ZP7bCv08?t=5m30s

Chris Rock on Jermaine. NSFW

 

She should just do professional hardcore pr0nz already. Team up with Noelle Easton or Alexis Texas... or both. fap fap fap fap.

 

Exactly. People act like its so out of this world and impossible for a girl to have a big ass and a flat stomach. At the end of the day, it doesn't even matter if its real or not lol

Speaking of Chelsea Handler, if you haven't seen this, its Jason Biggs literally peeing all over here lmao :grin:

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I don't pay attention to white people news (just half Irish/half Filipino news)

Didn't know diplo and katy perry were having fun with each other. What ever happen to that RiFF raff fella.


Kim's nice I guees, but it's whatever. Don't care enough.

 

Drake's penis just went live. Courtesy of some H-town stripper.

 

Hmm. Drake is currently at the raptors game. Wonder if he would still be there.

 

That's the key, big ass & chicken legs = fake!

The only women I've seen with a very plump behind with the legs to match are African American women. It's like it's in their DNA

 

That is a real butt. She got an xray and it didn't show any metal objects