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[2014-15] Chandler Parsons as a Dallas Maverick

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by TheRealist137, Jul 13, 2014.

  1. Invisible Fan

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    Does that mean he wants to play at both Houston and Dallas?
     
  2. ElDobleK

    ElDobleK Literally Zan Tabak

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    I've been avoiding the Parsons hate-party, but boy, that sure is a punchable face.
     
  3. RoxBeliever

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    What happened to his face?

    He didn't look like that in his HOU photos. He looked so matinee-idol-ish. Better photoshopping?

    [btw, I'm female so I notice things like this LOL]
     
  4. sirbaihu

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    I used to think he was a handsome guy, but he does not even look handsome in this picture. I think his face is thicker and more coarse. It happens to the best of us! Look at Leonardo DiCaprio. But they say Parsons "bulked up," right?

    I have to say, I am older than Parsons now, and if I were in his situation at that age, I would have been the biggest ******* in the world.
     
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Aging -- everyone has it hit them at different speeds, and when you look at Chandler's family members, he seems like a candidate to look pretty rough at age 30.

    Also, he put on some lbs, and that will show up first in the face.

    LOL @ shastarocket saying those lyrics are about his defense.
     
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    God this did dude looks like such a douchbag.
     
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    Dallas bruh... Dallas.

    When I heard he was officially going there I did think, "Parsons does seem pretty Dallas"
     
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    His pompous attitude showed last year when he was posing with supermodels and who could froget the whole "best small forward in this series" comment. The only positive thing about the Lillard shot was that he hit it over this douche.
     
  10. TheRealist137

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    He misses Lin.
     
  11. Patience

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    He wants his clone to play defense for him so he can work on getting his offense back. Reasonable request right?

    I think if he played with his clone, the 2 Parsons would get pissed at each other for ball-hogging and not getting back on D. Could be a disaster.
     
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    Hayward 26,7,4 With 8 min left in the 4th
     
  13. cheke64

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    Sup. I'm the Spanish Parsons pre-dallas
     
  14. jscmedia

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    wow. punching in twitter and chandler parsons was revealing.

    after a while it occurred to me that Parsons may patent himself. Seems like every fifth tweet was an endorsement or buy in. Maybe that's the pressure he couldn't take.

    Not ready for Hollywood GQ!
     
  15. Karolik

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    there's already thread in mavs forum.

    "Parson should come off bench for now"


    :grin::grin::grin::grin:
     
  16. Zboy

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Feelin' so distant from everyone I've known,
    To make everybody happy I think I would need a clone. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/thecalm?src=hash">#thecalm</a></p>&mdash; Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChandlerParsons/status/531936669088636928">November 10, 2014</a></blockquote>
    <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

    This is how greatness begins.

    Through soul searching and reflection.
     
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    The problem for them is Aminu is the alternative.
     
  18. Spacemoth

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    Just now, you grew older than Parsons? Congrats!
     
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    A lot of Mavs fans want Aminu to start or at least play more for the fact he is a capable defender.

    Ouch.
     
  20. Carl Herrera

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    I think that is just a bad picture of Parsons-- happens to everyone. I think he had acne in college, too, so maybe the HGH is making it appear again? :)

    And that expression on his face looks like date rape.
     

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