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guys if you can't hit the hole its ok to sit down

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by body slam, Nov 9, 2014.

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  1. body slam

    body slam Member

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    When you go to the restroom at a friends or family members home and either your aim is bad, you are spraying 3 different directions at one time, or dribbling..........SIT DOWN.

    Had some friends over last night. I went to the restroom to find that someone had missed and urinated on the side of the commode and on the floor. This made me rather angry and I expressed my anger to the group guys and the girls. Which lead to the girls agreeing with me. Guys if you can't hit the hole sit down.
     
  2. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    I take off my shirt when I pee.
     
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  3. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    How about if you are like Jeremy Lin and can hit the hole about 45 percent of the time, and spraying the walls the rest of the time?
     
  4. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    BTW, I sit down at home. It's great when I need to piss in the middle of the night, since I don't have to turn on the lights.
     
  5. Space Ghost

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    i usually sit at a guests house, especially if they have one of those small bowls.

    I always sit in the middle of the night too. I dont want the light waking me up and i dont want to drop the phone into the toilet. Living in the woods, sometimes I enjoy the luxury of going off the back deck :grin:
     
  6. 713

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    i like to drink my pee after a big breakfast.
     
  7. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Works well unless somebody left the seat up and you discover that in the dark!
     
  8. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Nah, just a little chilly willy at that point.

    :)

    DD
     
  9. Torn n Frayed

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    10 out of 10 times I get up to go at night I have a raging hard-on, no way I could sit down to pee with that going on. And some times it's so fully erect I have to lean over at a 45 degree angle to to hit the toilet bowl.
     
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    Do a hand stand problem solved
     
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  12. FTW Rockets FTW

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    I always sit down because my boner always points upwards so I avae to force it down
     
  13. Mr. Brightside

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    Growing up in my village, we didn't have toilet in home so we all took urine outside in the field. Seeing problems like this makes me miss my village.
     
  14. The Real Shady

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    I think the bigger question is which one of your friends and family members just had sex in your place? You only shoot multiple directions after blowing your load.
     
  15. dachuda86

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    would have repped... but someone beat me to it.
     
  16. Sweet Lou 4 2

    Sweet Lou 4 2 Member

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    Haha why is that?
     
  17. srrm

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    The tubing changes shape hence the pee no longer comes out in a nice shape conserving spiral, but sprays all over the place
     
  18. Nook

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    No problem bodyslam, next time they will just piss in your sink.
     
  19. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    He was marking his territory like a man, not sitting down like a woman. Big 12 pansy boy.
     
  20. Nook

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    No joke, I guess if you sit down to piss you have to wipe front to back also like a chick?
     

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