[2014-15] Chandler Parsons as a Dallas Maverick

MJ's flu game was actually just a bad hangover. I would expect no different of chandler.

Cuban never should have done the signing in a club.

 

Yes, he W.I.L.L.

 

Parsons = Rox whipping boy

& he doesn't even play for the Rox anymore!

 

So Portions is 0/2 so far against the Heat with 1 TO and 1 BS.

I don't know if he is guarding Deng but Deng is on pace for a big game. Dude is 5/6 for 11 points.

 

Parsons bricking wide open looks and getting dominated on the post by McRoberts.

 

I was hoping to play the Mavs 2nd half line but since Chandelier Parsons can't hit a shot I will have to pass. This dude might be as bad as Lin by the end of the year.

 

1-17 in his past 6 quarters

 

Oh, but he has upper respiratory illness, according to the DAL announcers

 

He's making himself an easy target. We're not making him miss those shots or worry DAL fans.

 

I will continue to laugh at how bad he sucks

 

At least he has his shutdown defense to fall on to.

 

But but he's a stretch 4

 

Serious question. Is the pressure of the big salary getting to him?

 

Carlisle's fault. Carlisle making fun of Parsons' weight has made him anorexic and too weak to defend big guys and shoot from distance.

 

Are we gong to analyze every shot he takes as a Maverick? Who cares about Parsons.....at this point i couldn't care less about him. Ariza is a fine player for half the salary. Let it go already....

 

Are we all going to just ignore the absolutely hilarious nickname FTW gave Parsons? Portions? really!? that freaking majestic!

 

why you looking in on this thread then. This thread exists for a reason... This Thread exists so the hate and irrational nitpicking doesn't bleed into the other parts of clutchfans. Don't understand why it is such a problem when this thread it bumped.

 

I think it's the system. He was free to play his style of play here.

 

This is the thread Clutchfans deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

 

No one is making you coming in here brah