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Don't Date Crazy

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Oct 20, 2014.

  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Yeah...also don't do online dating.

    http://abc13.com/357340/

    Woman rescued from Thousand Oaks chimney belonging to man she met online

    bet you guys thought it was the woman who got locked up in there by the guy

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  2. percicles

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    She was just getting into the xmas spirit a bit early.
     
  3. Nook

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    It looks like she was repeatedly beaten with the ugly stick while stuck in the chimney.

    Ladies..... if you want to play the "crazy card" you need to be insanely hot. Ugly AND crazy? That just isn't going to work.
     
  4. Haymitch

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    How the hell did she just disappear? Is she Batman?
     
  5. ima_drummer2k

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    Lubricated with dish soap......kinky........

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  6. Nook

    Nook Member

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    Didn't you read the article bro.

    She camouflaged herself as a chimney.
     
  7. krnxsnoopy

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    Santa Claus cosplay?

    These hoes aint loyal.
     
  8. tested911

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    Ok, so the OP picture is probably from when the chick was in High School..

    This is her now.


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  9. Roc Paint

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    She looks adorable.
     
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  10. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    second picture makes it look like she has a thing for black guys and a white guy who knew this and wanted to date her did whatever it took to make the magic happen.
     
  11. bobloblaw

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    I was convinced that the picture above was of firemen pulling a corpse out of a chimney...

    Just broke up with a crazy ass girlfriend this weekend. I needed this kind of story.
     
  12. bigtexxx

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    Agreed -- the dish soap angle is indeed an interesting twist here.

    Women these days have lost their way regarding doing their job around the home. It appears she may actually have a handle on things in the kitchen, based on this. I'm not sure I'd label this woman as crazy just yet.
     
  13. ynelilvs99

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    Ppl cray cray mkay??
     
  14. ynelilvs99

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    And im supposed to go on a date this weekend with a guy I met online :/
     
  15. cheke64

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    Can I get a close up on the chimney face.
     
  16. SwoLy-D

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    Maybe you'll learn. :eek: Keep your CFans on quick-dial.

    Post a thread while you're out with him... updates? :p
     
  17. Fyreball

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    Hey, if it's a fat guy, you won't have anything to worry about. Anything bigger than a 40" waist, and your chimney will be safe. ;)
     
  18. cheke64

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    Dang girl, you always dating someone new.
     
  19. Roc Paint

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    The power of the ****y! ;)
     
  20. danoman

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    LMAO, I Hit.:grin:
     

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