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Which weapon would you choose?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Oct 13, 2014.

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Which weapon would you choose?

  1. Chainsaw

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  2. Gun

    22.2%
  3. Knife

    11.1%
  4. Chair

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  5. bat

    25.9%
  6. Chai--no, gun, knife... no, wait, bat... wait, I'm confused!!! What is this?

    7.4%
  7. Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!

    18.5%
  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Easy. Please evaluate the situation in the photo. Then pick your weapon of choice.

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    My pick:

    The KNIFE. Easier and lighter to swing, no fear of 'missing' shots, quick gashes, done. [whack gash poke slash] DONE! :cool:
     
  2. Yung-T

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    I'd chainsaw his dick off.
     
  3. TheRealist137

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    I'm not going to kill somebody just because he is sleeping with my wife.
     
  4. Bandwagoner

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    If I choose gun, I get that crappy snub nose revolver or I can have any gun?
     
  5. dback816

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  6. Bandwagoner

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    Oh, I thought the weapon was for the woman.

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  7. fadeaway

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    Definitely chair. No question.
     
  8. Rocket River

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    A Bat . . . in my own bed is too disrespectful

    Rocket River
    and it will hurt alot .. and still not kill
     
  9. SwoLy-D

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    There's no "you have to kill him/her" stipulation. Just choose a weapon, mister 'realist'. :p
     
  10. DonkeyMagic

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    to sit down and watch?

    Why is everyone assuming that the girl in bed is the SO of the guy in the suit? What if the guy in the suit is just a roommate?
     
  11. Roc Paint

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    Why is there no machete? :grin:
     
  12. K-Low_4_Prez

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    if my gay boyfriend is sleeping with some white chick you best believe I'm shooting that hoe
     
  13. Roc Paint

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    The guy in the bed looks gay. :eek:
     
  14. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I'd just leave, I cant get mad a guy for doing that, that's what guys do. I'd high five him. It's the chick that deserves what's coming.
     
  15. Kyakko

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    I would probably just leave and get a divorce. But I would be thinking "Chainsaw".
     
  16. No Worries

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    <img src="http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/064/e/5/aa_2_automatic_shotgun_by_thebadpanda2-d5x32pg.jpg" width="778" />
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    :rolleyes: FAILs. Those aren't choices in from which to pick. :p
     
  18. Bandwagoner

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    uhhh, why come you never join in on firearms discussion? I'm assuming one of your cousins has a MAC-10?
     
  19. pmac

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    easy decision...

    The knife is for close quarters and the gun is for distance combat.

    Also, chairs are for sitting, bat's are for baseball, and chainsaws for for yard work
     
  20. Space Ghost

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    The only amusing comment in this thread.
     

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