ESPN: Parsons too heavy

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Chandler "no rings" Parsons is getting apology from Carlisle? I guess he cried to Cuban after Carlisle offended him.

 

Because Boris Diaw is actually fat and everybody, most of all Boris himself, knows this.

 

But Boris is dominant fat.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Rick Carlisle: &quot;I’ve received my punishment. My wife and daughter became full-time Chandler Parsons Twitter and Instagram followers.&quot;</p>&mdash; Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwainPrice/status/521421766749851648">October 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Asked if he saw the Instagram of Chandler Parsons sporting his carved-out chest, <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Mavs?src=hash">#Mavs</a> coach Rick Carlisle said: &quot;Oh yeah. It's great.''</p>&mdash; Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwainPrice/status/521422232053362689">October 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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this is just turrble

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Cuban said he doesn't know if he feels like Carlisle needed to apologize but he did anyway.</p>&mdash; Bryan Gutierrez (@BallinWithBryan) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallinWithBryan/status/521425029477957632">October 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Carlise is a beta.

Backing down to the diva Parsons.

 

When Phil Jackson told Kobe to lose weight after he put on 20 Pounds of muscle one off season and Kobe just sad OK and did it, it wasn't that much of a story.

It's weird that a NBA Championship coach has told a player to lose weight, but the player thinks that he knows better after winning pretty much nothing. You would think the player would try and do what ever the coach wanted.

 

Looks like Carlisle had to put a stop to this before Parsons goes from topless photos to videos of him walking around the locker room fully nude.

 

Parsons gets butthurt over everything. Carlisle just decided to be the bigger person and apologize even though it's completely unnecessary.

 

Pretty weird sequence, start to finish. Weird to publicly talk about the weight, unless you do so intentionally. Weird for player to then say he disagrees with his coach and post an immature instagram of his own body. Then weird icing on top is this apology. WTF, Mavs?

 

#ChubbyGate :grin:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Cuban on being asked about Carlisle and Parsons: &quot;I have to talk about Chubbygate.&quot;</p>&mdash; Bryan Gutierrez (@BallinWithBryan) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallinWithBryan/status/521424934141460480">October 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Cuban said that Parsons told him that he’s not upset about what Carlisle said about him. Cuban said Parsons said “it was no big deal.&quot;</p>&mdash; Bryan Gutierrez (@BallinWithBryan) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallinWithBryan/status/521430789242634241">October 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>&quot;We’re not talking like he’s 37 pounds overweight.'' -- <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Mavs?src=hash">#Mavs</a> owner Mark Cuban on F Chandler Parsons</p>&mdash; Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwainPrice/status/521432306360516608">October 12, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Looking like Carlisle is about to get fired unless he strokes Parsons.

 

Good.

So, can we hire him instead?

No more .8 seconds bs!

 

Insert Michael Jackson popcorn gif

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>&quot;Rick felt he had to apologize, he did and that’s it.'' -- <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Mavs?src=hash">#Mavs</a> owner Mark Cuban on the apology Rick Carlisle issued to Chandler Parsons</p>&mdash; Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwainPrice/status/521454380395290625">October 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>&quot;He didn’t do that because he wanted to prove his was skinny, trust me.'' -- <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Mavs?src=hash">#Mavs</a> owner Mark Cuban on Chandler Parsons' Instagram photo</p>&mdash; Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) <a href="https://twitter.com/DwainPrice/status/521454903735369728">October 13, 2014</a></blockquote>
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That's clearly why he did it and I don't trust you!

 

his shooting hasn't been too flash so far