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Harden getting his teeth fixed

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BasketballReasons, Sep 26, 2014.

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  1. BasketballReasons

    BasketballReasons Member

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    Remember lot of you guys where "complaining" about this:

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    Now he is definitely going to get some big booty hoes!
     
    #1 BasketballReasons, Sep 26, 2014
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    getting grillz by johny
     
    #2 Chico, Sep 26, 2014
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    I'd hit it.
     
    #3 p10maggs, Sep 26, 2014
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    Chandler is offends.
     
    #4 RV6, Sep 26, 2014
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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Straight teeth are an underrated part of a successful NBA team. That's why the Mavs are so highly ranked.
     
    #5 napalm06, Sep 26, 2014
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    Why is he getting his teeth straightened instead of practicing defense?
     
    #6 Pieman2005, Sep 26, 2014
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    You're saying he needs to get his D fixed?

    Well, umm....

    :grin:

    Oh right, his defense. DEFENSE!
     
    #7 J.R., Sep 26, 2014
  8. RockFanFirst

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    Makes it easier to sell foul calls with straight teeth.
     
    #8 RockFanFirst, Sep 26, 2014
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    Didn't you read the latest sports analysis on defense? The best defenders in the NBA also have great teeth.
     
    #9 bongman, Sep 26, 2014
  10. Liberon

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    You gotta like Harden's approach. Straight or semi straight teeth are a privilege. I enjoy flossing and then brushing. That piece of mind of being able to achieve a thorough clean. I'd pay $1 million dollars for braces if I didn't already have semi-straight teeth. Not to mention you are doing your heart and cardiovascular a favor by be able to floss properly.
     
    #10 Liberon, Sep 26, 2014
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    I think this should be pretty obvious...

    Fixing teeth = more women/can get women more easily = less energy spent trying to get women = more energy left for defense = better defense.

    Ergo, he's essentially practicing defense by fixing his teeth.
     
    #11 pwnyxpress, Sep 26, 2014
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  12. Liberon

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    So when or will Anthony Davis fix his grill?
     
    #12 Liberon, Sep 26, 2014
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    And people said he had few offensive flaws.
     
    #13 Roxnostalgia, Sep 26, 2014
  14. Liberon

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    Most dudes, you see them and are a immediately repulsed by a female counterpart. You gotta speculate if Harden had a sister, she would be pretty decent. Let's be honest now. You see Harden's smile and it's a classic.
     
    #14 Liberon, Sep 26, 2014
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    Braces... I remember Scola just having perfect teeth over night. Kinda surprising he's actually using braces.
     
    #15 T FOR 3!!!, Sep 26, 2014
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    He might Trademark it, now that Harden will have straight teeth.
     
    #16 freddyg956, Sep 26, 2014
  17. sabesque

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    Grown men (and women) talking about a 25 year old dude's teeth?
     
    #17 sabesque, Sep 26, 2014
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    Never in my life have I seen a dude and wondered what he would look like as a female.
     
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    Just because I'm old doesn't mean I'm mature.



    Also, have you seen the Lin/hotties thread? That thing's an abortion.
     
    #19 Roxnostalgia, Sep 26, 2014
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    Good for him. Surprised it's taken this long for him to get braces.
     
    #20 westcoastin, Sep 26, 2014
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