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It's 2 am and I just **** on my human's boyfriend.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SoreStomachDawg, Sep 2, 2014.

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  1. SoreStomachDawg

    SoreStomachDawg New Member

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    Had to get this off my chest.

    So last night, my human's boyfriend decided it would be funny to drop some chocolate chips in my food bowl when my human wasn't looking. I ate them. They were freakin' delicious.

    Little did I know...my canine stomach couldn't handle such humanistic joy. So...in the middle of the night, I had to take a huge relief break...but no one would listen. I jumped on the bed, nudged my human and her friend...and not one movement to let me out. So...I basically let them know I disapproved of the situation by dropping my load right then and there.

    And can you imagine my surprise as my human's boyfriend jumped up and started taking selfies, posting them to reddit and twitter and this site (I know because I have a trace program monitoring the router so I can make sure none of the other nozzles in my neighborhood are pirating our interweb service).

    Anyways...I followed the trail of breadcrumbs and see that I'm getting lambasted over here and thought I needed to set the record straight. CCorn...you better start checking your shoes before putting them on. You might have a nice little present waiting for you.

    And as for the discussion on how to "off" me...you better watch your back, hombre...you better watch it good.

    Peace out, yo.
     
    #1 SoreStomachDawg, Sep 2, 2014
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  2. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I laughed.
     
    #2 Rocketman95, Sep 3, 2014
  3. shastarocket

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    rekt.
     
    #3 shastarocket, Sep 3, 2014
  4. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Was it necessary to make another moniker?
     
    #4 CCorn, Sep 3, 2014
  5. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I doubt there was already a SoreStomachDawg.
     
    #5 Rocketman95, Sep 3, 2014
  6. conquistador#11

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    hey brehff, you shouldn't be eating chocolate. stuff could kill you.
     
    #6 conquistador#11, Sep 3, 2014
  7. OmegaSupreme

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    "way to go out on a limb blah blah blah... parvo... blah blah"
     
    #7 OmegaSupreme, Sep 3, 2014
  8. SwoLy-D

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    FIRST-post winner is WINNER. :eek:
     
    #8 SwoLy-D, Sep 3, 2014
  9. Drew_Le

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    That was hilarious
     
    #9 Drew_Le, Sep 3, 2014
  10. RV6

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    deleted
     
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  11. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    You *do* realize this isn't reddit right?

    multiple user names are generally frowned on here.
     
    #11 Rockets2K, Sep 3, 2014
  12. Mr. Brightside

    Mr. Brightside Member

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    They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but also the lowest form of art.
     
    #12 Mr. Brightside, Sep 3, 2014
  13. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

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    You mean lowest form of fart?
     
    #13 Mr. Clutch, Sep 3, 2014
  14. tmacfor35

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    That was good. Haha
     
    #14 tmacfor35, Sep 3, 2014
  15. CCorn

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    The dog ate pork butt, not chocolate!!
     
    #15 CCorn, Sep 3, 2014
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    dont you mean you had to get this outta your ass?
     
    #16 hotballa, Sep 3, 2014
  17. htwnbandit

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    Lmaoooo hahahaha
     
    #17 htwnbandit, Sep 3, 2014
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    If one stupid human learns not to feed chocolate to dogs, then this thread was a raging success!
     
    #18 Spacemoth, Sep 4, 2014
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