I had a buddy whose dog peed on him in the middle of the night. Friend took his dog in the backyard and pissed all over the dog. Dog never did it again.
LOL. This thread reminds me of my Ex's cat. That damn thing sprayed on my face 2 times when I was sleeping. The first time I had no idea what happened because as soon as he did it and I woke up he was under the bed. But then I smelled the ammonia..... So the second time I felt it I woke up swinging. It was the first few nights I stayed at her place.....I should have taken it as a sign. Black cat...pissing on my face. Edit: Just saw that picture in Longhornfan's post.....who could forget that story. Everytime I see that I crack up, he's dog smiling....lol