Recommendations for Plastic Surgeons in Houston area

I was watching botched. This one chick had her DAD sell his boat so that she can get a boob job. And they did a terrible job at it. #whitepplproblems

 

I know you will probably think I'm joking but there are some good cheap surgeons in Oklahoma City. My ex got her boobs done there. I think it was Dr. Metcalf and hers came out good.

 

go to mexico! cheap prices! what can go wrong?

 

I will make sure to bump this thread when you start the thread about how your gf (with awesome new boobs) dumped you for some cheese dick

 

I like your gf's priorities. Definitely a keeper.

 

Haiti has some cheap breast augmentation specials.

 

Make sure you don't default on the payment plan . . .. or. . . .



Rocket River

 

You know those HBO flicks that are rated MA? If we see one chick with fake boobs, we change the channel. Our conversations generally go like this:

(me) "Hey, those are fake!"

(her) "Sure are. And look at those! Fake, fake."

(me) "She's not bad, but still fake. Nice a$$, though!"

(her) "Where's the remote."

And so it goes.

 

Why are we passing off judgment guys? With that out the way, who the he'll does your girlfriend think she is and what in he'll are her priorities mate. You want a tit? I'll give ya two

 

FIFY?

 

What the hell is fify

 

1 higher than 49......

Obviously J/K, it's "Fixed It For Ya"

 

Mistress had them done.

First, do a lot of research. Not all methods are equal either.

Seriously, consider Brazil or Dallas. OKC also as someone else mentioned.

Do not go to a cheap doctor, you get what you paid for.

If she is young, you may lose her after her self esteem improves. Just play it out and realize that if you agree to pay for half of them, she owes you nothing... It is a gift.

 

dr yarish or dr ciaravino in houston

its a question of aethestics.

Does your gal want torpedoes or is she looking to enhance?

Ciaravino offers the more busty blown up look whereas yarish is teardrop and enhancement.

Both have their benefits, look and feel different etc. It's like different models of a vehicle.

personally I dont like the rigid torpedos and prefer the more softer product lines. The rigid will survive a nuclear storm and even in a hurricane those things ain't moving. That is not as much my cup of tea.

Ciarvino is popular with stripper community in houston btw.

Yarish is the better of the two in my opinion and produces more artistic results. Well according to my anectdotal experiences.

As for financing, all these guys will offer care credit which is essentially a credit card credit line. technically its like a credit card and you dont have to spend it on the procedure actually..and its basically a loan for or near the indicated amount. With a downpayment. I think with stellar credit no down payment but I might be wrong about that rule.

But the line of credit is designated for the procedure and applied through the doctor so somewhat more likely to be approved. Well supposedly at least as the story goes. Many people are not approved. Its really just a credit line.

Also there are other creative financing options out there.. an example is something like a monthly ACH bank draw with a 25% downpayment check 21 approach. Docs get dinged on this one so you may end up paying more for the procedure. Which in the end is paying more as interest.

Biggest negative is loss of sensitivity for the lady in that region and they need to be 'serviced' down the line. 'Serviced' means replacement or adjustment surgically. Many people dont think about these negatives.

The positive here is big ass tittys. To be precise here I would like to be killed by some big old honking tittys. If I get a terminal illness.. I am going to ask to be spared the misery. I want to be suffocated from a large pair of big ass tittys please.

 

This country is screwed.

 

I don't know what's more surprising... Someone requesting boob job suggestions or receiving serious responses.

A better investment would be therapy for your girlfriend to help with her confidence. Is she marriage material? If you have a daughter will you buy her birthday or graduation t*tties? You are going to spawn a line of small tittled women. Think about the gravity of the situation.

 

true but I have met sisters where one of them had big knockers and the other had mosquito bites.

 

who cares. It's going to look pretty good when he is slamming that and looks up and sees those big ass knocker stuffed in his face.

 

We will need before and after pictures of your gf.