God that place really has gone down hill lately. Went last week and it was a total crapfest. When you have to pay 10 bucks for a ****ty burger it would be nice not to have it covered in flies beforehand.
Probably just perspective. Last time I went I was just a kid, this time I was married with children and it was more like a giant, expensive pain in the ass.
It wasn't the food or the 90 minute wait for Master Blaster that pissed me off. The uggos were out in full force that day. Barely saw a decent pair the whole afternoon.
I went to the one in galveston and it was nice. More family safe rides than splashtown. Their bread and butter is the never-ending lazy river with the waves. The adrenaline rides kind of suck
Haven't been to the galveston one in a long time. Went to new bruns two years ago. Long ass lines man.
Still a lot of fun - I would say avoid the big rides in the "new" part (Master Blaster etc.) entirely unless you enjoy being in line for an hour with nothing to do. The old part of the park, with the river water, doesn't have the long lines. They have also built a new very long tube ride - I think you can go around in circles with it and get in and out at different points. Do these and the lazy rivers.
A group of us went the weekend before last...way too many people. We checked everywhere for discounted tickets but anywhere that had them were already sold out. We did the HEB tickets. It saves you a few dollars but not much.
So you were pissed off, while you with your wife and kids because you didn't see too many nice pairs of t***? It's not really fair when you are showing off you 6 pack abs the entire time and you have to deal with that.
