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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Two Sandwiches, Jul 11, 2014.

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  1. jch1911

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    Looked like Rocky stepped over the line IJS ;)
     
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  2. finsraider

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    Bledsoe isn't taking the QO. Phoenix won't let it get to that point. Either he signs with PHX or he gets traded.
     
  3. i3artow i3aller

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    “If you're scared of wolves, don't go in the woods.“ ~ Donatas Motiejunas

    Here me out. What if Motiejunas aka Donuts aka The Lithuanian Lycan can net Morey a face to face meeting with Scottty McCall? I acknowledge the man has his fair share of issues, but all the derogatory and hurtful names he's encountered both on & off the court are actually really appropriate (and complimentary) descriptions of his game: he's a beast, a freak, and an absolute monster. At the point guard position Teen Wolf's ultra athleticism and hyper aggression conjure up comparisons to the preternatural John Wa11 (barring the lion's mane and wooly blanket of body hair, of course).

    I mean, let's face it. The guy is a basketball wizard and stat-stuffer extraordinaire who can not only run a team, but can also score, rebound, block, defend, push the ball, and most importantly, fly through the air for animalistic windmill jams at a mere moment's notice. The fact that Teen Wolf is literally part wolf only aids his speed & agility, while his off-season regime of surfing the neighborhood on top of his ever loyal friend Stiles' van has clearly made his balance & coordination second-to-none. I understand were taking a gamble and he's ruffled a few teammates' feathers in the past by not sharing the ball, but I'm not worried about that here in Houston. The Rockets will be surrounding him with much better overall talent than the likes of the Chubby McChubberson who currently plays center for the Beavers. I fully believe a team run by Teen Wolf is built upon one of the sturdiest of foundations, just so long as we don't allow opposing fans to bring dog whistles into the arena(he REALLY hates those things). With that being said, Teen Wolf is literally a walking quadruple-double every time the ball tips. What say you, insiders? Is the juice worth the squeeze?
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    This is it.

    The nickname he deserves!
     
  5. ThatBoyNick

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    The Lithuanian Lycan does sound bad ass, and it fits, catchy

    I just have a feeling it's way to many syllables then Bill, Bull or Clyde can handle saying multiple times a game lol.
     
  6. ThatBoyNick

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    The Lithuanian Lycan... sounds bad ass, its fits and it's catchy.

    I just have a feeling it's way to many syllables then Bill, Bull or Clyde can handle saying multiple times a game lol.
     
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    Damn! Double post, and now a third post to apologize for the second post.

    My bad.
     
  8. i3artow i3aller

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    Glad you guys approve. :cool:

    Look forward to the day when I wander into this thread to find that we've signed that impact player we can all rally behind and be stoked about. I can already envision my future self on the day in question(someone said it would be a Saturday, I believe :grin:).

    Just Jello-Jiggling everywhere I step and the day itself is glorious. Then I go and get some shots up.
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    I won't give a what about who's out there hooping either. I'm taking names, even if it's a gaggle of nuns.
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    No mercy today ladies. I'm hittin' ya with that downright biblical crossover.

    Hell, I'm liable to dunk a nun right then and there. Just completely baptize that broad.
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    Well,,,that is any nun other than Sister Mary Katherine. That woman scares me to this very day.

    Lady talked more **** than Gary Payton. Just begging you to drive left so she could smite you with the steal.

    Always dishing out charlie horses as people go up for the rebound, whenever she wasn't too busy undercutting jump shooters Bruce Bowen style. Looking crazier than Ron Artest the entire time. The woman was mad insidious. :eek:

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  9. Shark44

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    Good point, guess my sauce has an equal chance in the name that trade game.
     
  10. Rox>Mavs

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    What's up....

    Cybrex_Unsorted 2.0 beta release for the GARM up in here now.....
     
  11. Crashlanded19

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    Can you stop trying to be funny?.
     
  12. Plowman

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    THIS^^^^
     
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  13. Houston09

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    so plowman any new news?
     
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    Exactly. You risk a Derrick Rose/Paul George like injury that will cripple any chance of you making any money the next year.

    He should just lock up as much as he can get even if it is below his demands.
     
  15. Roc Paint

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    Why do you keep posting THIS^^^^? Don't let these kids around here intimidate you. Speak your mind, friend.

    Knowledge is King... so you shouldn't deprive the masses. :)
     
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    Plowman are we in play for Bledsoe at all? or is it just Dragic?

    Thanks
     
  17. Plowman

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    I've done that a couple of times because I've agreed with what that person had to say. It's something I've done occasionally in the past. In this case it was a way of updating in short fashion what I know.

    While I greatly appreciate what you're trying to say/do, please understand that I don't feel intimidated in the least and my abbreviated posts recently have everything to do with life issues that dwarf what's happening on the board at the moment. That said, I will say the support shown from many of you regarding this whole deal has made my soul smile during these dark days. At the same time, I will admit some disillusionment with the blind cynicism that has become so pervasive.

    I will always pass on what I've heard on this subject as I've opened the can of worms and until the ends are bottled I feel a responsibility.
    Also, I'm very much looking forward to meeting you and participating in the endeavors to come with Clutch Community.
     
  18. clos4life

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    Another 100 pages incoming! (and that's a good thing, the last couple days the board has been boring)
     
  19. Roc Paint

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    ...and I am very glad you are willing to help me help Houston.

    Thanks again Plowman,

    -Roc Paint
     
  20. delishman

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    #StandWithPlowman
     
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