Are you saying you usually have the Perfect Dump? An enviable position. For those who wipe, do you wipe with wet or dry tissue?
Speaking of strange dreams... Overdosed on skittles at the movies & had this utterly bizarre dream where I was Michael i3easley. Spoiler
No, a person needs a shower after any time ever setting foot in the D&D. The stink emanating from that place takes days to wash away.
I'll talk about two weird dreams I had. Most of my dreams happen early in the morning, probably around 4am or whenever I'm getting ready to get up. At least that's what I remember/recall. This one happened two Sundays ago. I'm on a yellow school bus. This school bus is old and rickety. I think the bolts are gonna pop off the bus. In fact, the vents on top of the bus flew off the roof and we watched it fly off and hit the cars we finly had enough and confront the bus driver. The bus driver looks creepy. Just imagine that dude from Harold and kumar that lives in the backwoods with that hot wife. Yeah, he reminded me of that. Eventually, we just threw him off the moving bus. When that happened, we all looked at each other wondering what the hell we just did. We were happy about it. And also, my woman was on that dream. Don't know why v hudge was on the bus with me. Yeah. Kinda weird. Don't know what it meant. And this other dream I had today was weird too. I went to bed late last night. Real late. And I got up early this morning. Real early. But I got back home and took a mid morning nap. It was around 9am or so. In this dream, I'm at a carnival or something. I'm about 30 yards outside of the tent, and I'm watching people come out. They're walking towards me. Not really walking, but more like floating to me. Kids, adults, weird looking people are walking to me. By the time they approach me, they disappear. Within two or three feet they disappear. And they're walking towards me like I'm not there. No. I'm not passing what I'm smoking.
