Friendzone = THE WORSE Friend with Benefits = THE BEST Boyfriend . . .somewhere in between Rocket River
This works. One time this girl was sort of leading me on and I finally had enough and was done trying and said "lose my number, but before you do, send me your friend's number". She calls me a few days later and says that asking her that really pissed her off and wanted to know if she could come over.
Were you stabbing yourself in the ears with coffee stirrers after 5 seconds of omg-and-like-laced prattle? It hurt my minds-ear to imagine that conversation. You have true grit to sift through the tripe to get the real meaning of that conversation.
Sigh... Rice dorks indeed... Couple of things: 1. Why would you assume they're 21+? It's not cool to talk about drinking once you can drink legally. Figure the girls are 19. Even 20 is too close to 21. 2. Sarah wants Brad. Duh. I bet Sarah is the kind-hearted, ugly duckling to these 2 hoes. Brad would do well to recognize Sarah's potential. And Sarah already sees Brad's future as billionaire tech entrepreneur (or at least millionaire heart surgeon who'll give her a few years of happy marriage until he decides to bang a few banging nurses 10 years her junior, after which Sarah can take half of his money and cohabit with the gardener/pool boy). /played out romcom clichés (except for the stuff in the parentheses)
okay 3 things... 1. pics/recordings or it didn't happen 2. at least try to describe the chick. was she hot? 3. you should have just asked her out
I find that being direct is the easiest route. Use the word "date" when you ask her. If she says no, you won't be planning your next move while she's planning her exit. If she says yes, you'll know you both have the same intent. She'd probably appreciate the directness too.
