Seems legit: "Black-eyed virgins"

Islam doesn't objectify women... Only when they are dead.

 

This is true

 

Couple of questions here:

1. What's the equivalent for women?

2. If lots of cooters is the best an omnipotent being come up with in terms of a reward, would you want to be that being's follower? Sounds a lil pimpy.

 

70 big black _ _ _ _ 's ??

 

Who gave these virgins black eyes? Sounds like a violent paradise.

 

70 black guy virgins.

 

This is seriously one of my biggest questions about Islam... does the concept of heaven just mean they get to have as much sexy time with as many women as they can(ofcourse a 70 women/per wife limit only)...