Seems legit: "Black-eyed virgins"

Seriously? I can't even stop laughing - no one actually believes that stuff, do they?

DD

 

It isn't true? I didn't join up just because I am into redheads with green eyes.

 

there are 4 types of women in paradise:

1. Women of this world
2. their servant girls
3. black eyed virgins
4. OOPS!

 

That dude looks really stoned

 

Are these guys viewed in the Muslim community like the late night end of the world guys on those religious channels are viewed in the Christian community? Or is this a common belief?

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Seems legit. Speaker and audience seem like they're Wahabi.

He does look high and can't keep a straight face for whatever reason.


Imagine the IQ of someone that would believe some BS like this.

 

Are black eye virgins considered sexy in the Middle East? And who wants 70 virgins anyways? They're view of sex seems sophomoric.

 

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I prefer brown eyed girls.

 

All religions **** up sex, if only because it's the least broken thing about human nature and social policy; so they spend time fighting and regulating the solutions that have been around for literal millenia.

 

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There are people who genuinely believe this: boys going through puberty who are born into this version of Islam, and their fathers.

IMPORTANT to note: Memri is a channel run by fundamentalist right wing Israelis to scare the **** out of Christians and Jews by picking out the rednecks of Arab society. The equivalent of me arbitrarily combining tidbits from the KKK, Westboro Baptist Church and the Quran-burning pastor, translating to Arabic and publishing on YouTube channel.

 

so i can be married and have the secks with 70 virgins? I would even care about my holy war with the christians. i'd be living the dream.

 

"arbitrarily combining tidbits from the KKK, Westboro Baptist Church and the Quran-burning pastor" = MSNBC.

 

Your post is not even remotely funny.

Considering the people you just mentioned will be mostly palin/huk B/ayn Rand Paul/loco Cuban voters.

Hey but hey that is your party.

 

you wear a robe and perform ceremonies and people will believe what u say.

 

It doesn't say you have to have 'em all at once. It's eternity, so take your time. Wear one out, say "hey, gimme those two", or whatever mood strikes you. Ol' Moses and Muhammed and them boys did some freaky ****, so why shouldn't you?

God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No."
Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but
Next time you see me comin' man...you better run"
Well Abe says, "Where you want this killin' done ?"
God says. "Out on Highway 61".

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That dude needs to worry more about getting the booty right now instead of waiting until he's dead......

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