Once did that a few months ago. Was sitting down taking a ****, and my dick was aiming right at the little space in between the toilet seat and toilet, and was spilling piss down my pants. I jetted the **** out and came back.
One time when riding with the #2 sales rep in our company, I was a trainee, I sharted bad in my pants. Had to leave my boxers behind at one of his account's bathrooms. I was praying he couldn't smell it for the rest of the day. About 3 more hours stuck in a car with him.
Exactly what happened to me! I didn't even notice until I was finished with the sports page. I ****ing panicked for like five minutes. Luckily, I had not been eating asparagus that day, so it didn't smell. I told my boss that someone had spilled water on a chair in the breakroom and I sat in it. Was back in the office 45 minutes later.
That is all stunningly accurate, except that I ... don't have any grandkids to call. Actually, this thread can not be complete until we bring up the famous Weslinder Incident. http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=163513
So earlier this year me and my buddies met up in Atlanta for a weekend. We spent the last night camping at Stone Mountain park and hiked up + down the big ole rock the next morning. Since we were starving we ended up leaving the park without showering to get breakfast. Only when we were hanging out at Atlantic Station did we notice how stinky and disgusting we were. Our prospects of a shower looked bleak...until my buddy got a bright idea. He pulled out his phone and signed up for a guest pass at LA Fitness. We all followed suit and got in without any problems. Even though they didn't have towels, it was probably the best damn shower of my life. /life pro tip /cool story bro
