umm, why not just be honest. If it were me I'd tell my supervisor I think I stink and I'm taking the rest of the day off. Offer to stay late another day to make up for it.
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LOL. Just kidding around. T-Minus one hour.... I hate washing/ironing...mostly the ironing part. But i have a bigger fear of having my clothes smell. So I dont risk it. Even though considering my job, I can probably skip a wash or two and it wont make a difference.
Leave the office building, go to some nearby drug store and buy some cheap cologne...take a "French shower" and just spray yourself with that crap. That way, you will still smell weird, but people won't smell the stinky smell as much.
Walk to 7-Eleven Buy a multipack of tree shaped car fresheners. Affix fresheners to problem areas, preferably inside clothes Profit
Haymitch,, you need to own it. A lot of kids in your generation stink on purpose anyway, as if it's sexy or something. So remove your undershirt, put your button-up back on, but undo the top few buttons. Make a lot of eye contact with people and make your eyebrows hop up and down when you do. Then go back to normal tomorrow and people will just think you were trying something new. Or that you had some sort of hippy millennials double date or something.
Just spill coffee on yourself. You'll smell like coffee and you can use that as an excuse to not be around others.
I left work early and showered. All is good now, except when I got back in my car to get a few things for chicken spaghetti I realized my car now smelled like BO.
It sounds like Haymitch is going through some life changes. My friends who teach elementary school say that sixth-graders, for instance, are the worst-smelling humans on earth because, you know, the hormones and stuff I guess.
