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I want to strangle my girlfriends dog.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Jul 6, 2014.

  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Is it a deal breaker if I euthanize her dog while she's out of town?

    Piece of crap ate everything in her apartment after the first night she was out of town.

    Then head butted the crap out of me when I came over to feed it.

    And just a second ago darted out the door when we got back from a walk, and attacked a neighbor's dog.

    I've kept it caged a bunch. I'm against caging, but I'm not picking up torn pillows, picture frames again.

    And ****, as I'm posting this it sounds like it just broke something in the other room.
     
  2. Dave_78

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    Sounds like you have a winner. Bond with him.
     
  3. bobmarley

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    And you may wanna have a child with this lady one day? You just may not be cut out for it brah.
     
  4. Salvy

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    Why you hanging out with her dawg for? Cant kill someone just because they ignant...
     
  5. CCorn

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    I tried to bring it to my house the first day, but it constantly kept attacking my dog.

    And the noise was it dumping over the trashcan, after it **** all over the floor.... And we just went on a walk, where it pooped, 20 minutes ago.

    Give me kavorkians number .
     
  6. Mr. Clutch

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    Dude, it's not worth killing yourself over. Suicide is not the answer.

    Have you tried training the dog?
     
  7. CCorn

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    I don't live with her, I've just had to watch it for a few days. But I can promise this dog hasn't been trained.

    Then again, can you train the spawn of satan?
     
  8. RV6

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    Is that normal behavior for the dog? It's it not used to seeing and being with you?
     
  9. CCorn

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    No it's always awful. Just has never been my problem. It was a rescue dog, and it needs to be unrescued.

    First time I met it, she left the door open when we were doing the dead, it jumped up on the bed and tried to toss my salad. I don't trust it.
     
  10. Asian Sensation

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    What kind of dog is it?
     
  11. CCorn

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    A satan dog? I'm not sure. Some type of mutt. A midget lab.
     
  12. Mr. Clutch

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    Do you think he tosses her salad when you're not there?
     
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    If she can tolerate owning that dog, she can tolerate a boyfriend who does the bare minimum in taking care of it when she's gone.
     
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    i think you meant terror dog.
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  15. CCorn

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    Maybe that's why she keeps it.
     
  16. CCorn

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    Problem is that I'm a huge dog person so I'm trying to actually stay around, play with it etc. but every other second it's like breaking something, ****ting, or if we are outside trying to attack another animal.

    Maybe I should let it try the new pedigree dark chocolate dog treats.
     
  17. cheke64

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    is not worth it imo. Can you post pics of the owner?
     
  18. Panda23

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    yep, for research ofc
     
  19. LosPollosHermanos

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    Leave it in the kennel. Problem solved.
     
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    I blame the owner.
     

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