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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Normalus, Jul 3, 2014.

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  1. Normalus

    Normalus Member

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    So, can anyone tell me if that's normal. Two weeks ago I broke my index finger on right hand (dominant) and lost my nail copletely also. And I just now saw that on other healthy fingers (on the same hand) nails are not growing, not sure about broken finger either cause it's covered with bandage.

    Any help I could find there? I just want to know if it's normal or not :confused:
     
  2. macalu

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    dude, you need to get your fingertips amputated before the disease spreads.
     
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  3. davidio840

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    I would recommend just having your hand cut off. If it has spread to your fingers, it is already in your hand.
     
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  4. macalu

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    good point.
     
  5. Normalus

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    and I thought to see seriuos answers
     
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    As a doctor I hate to inform you that you have contracted SARS.
     
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  7. Bäumer

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    WebMD says its cancer or AIDS, sorry mate. I'll keep you in my prayers.
     
  8. Normalus

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    you gotta be hell of a bad doctor then
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    You need to masturbate AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!
     
  10. Rockets2K

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    Is this your first time in the Hangout?

    The serious to joke ratio on posts in this forum is somewhere near 100:1 and you thought for some reason this would change because it is your topic?:confused:
     
  11. Normalus

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    Actually it is my first time actually asking something, I thought people are brave and expected couple of jokes and maybe some help. But all I saw is just poor jokes and no help at all.
     
  12. Haymitch

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    Sounds like the Bubonic plague. Tough break.
     
  13. DudeWah

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    You probably mean 1:100 :p
     
  14. Rockets2K

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    Dude

    seriously

    The internet is not a doctor, go ask a real doctor for real answers.

    I did, but assumed yall would understand the thought even tho the syntax wasnt 100% correct.:p
     
  15. CCorn

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    THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS AMONGST US


    right before we signed melo :(
     
  16. TheMystery008

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    R2K has been in pawning mode lately.

    First Goat Herders, and now this poor guy.

    o_O
     
  17. Normalus

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    I will see a doctor in a week only, so thought someone could answer before that
     
  18. ElPigto

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    Rockets2k did state the odds were 1:100, so there is still hope mate!

    But seriously, you probably should go get that hand amputated, just in case, you know.
     
  19. TheMystery008

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    You guys are so messed up.

    I think you just have Mongolian BD.

    Don't worry, you don't need to go to a doctor.

    It will cute itself.

    A few weeks from now your finger should fall off.
     
  20. heypartner

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    Instead of deciding before amputating fingers or the whole hand, maybe you can go to a Cryonics lab and freeze yourself for a week, until your doctor's appointment. That way the disease won't spread any further, and your doc can decide how much needs amputating.

    I hear some Cryonics labs are giving free one-week trials.
     

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