I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who almost had a seizure trying to decipher the OP. I vaguely remember also having a near-epileptic episode the last time OP posed a query about a work situation. That leads me to 2 questions: 1) Why does OP speak in tongues or wingdings? 2) Why does OP work at such a cesspool of morality?
I guarantee you that I would be attracted to more elementary school teachers than strippers. It probably wouldn't even be close.
I've never been to a strip club and will never go, but all the pictures I've ever seen of strippers in news stories and what not have been pretty ugly.
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I know of a married elementary school teacher that screwed the janitor at her school. A real life true story that ended in divorce. wasn't me though.